In a sea of perpetual darkness, a burst of light illuminated the shadows. Just then a little air craft appeared out of nowhere, containing six furry creatures inside. Yes, it was Benji, Wolf, and Wolf's new hellhound pups in a space craft. In outer space, to be clear. Wolf looked out the front window and examined their surroundings, a Cerberus puppy trying to nibble on his tail. "Where in the world are we? Or better yet...where is our world?" the silvery canine asked outloud. Benji was about to check the iPod device, but then their ship suddenly started to shake. "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Space quake! Space quake!" Wolf howled, along with his four little friends yelping in fear nonstop. Benji then reached under the control panel and took out a cupcake, which he threw over his shoulder. Wolf and the hellhound pups immediately chased it and scuffled in the back of the space craft as it was being pulled backwards.

Outside it could be seen that a bigger ship was using some kind of tractor beam to pull them towards the bigger ship. The ship was facing away from them, so their little space craft was pulled into the back of the bigger vessel. When the two ships touched, Benji felt something hit both sides of the ship. Afterward, it was quiet for a moment. Then some kind of fire pierced the back of their little ship. The fire thing moved and cut a circle in the rear of the smaller craft. When the circle was completed, the metal fell from the wall and revealed a large hole. But they weren't sucked out in the vacuum of space, because it looked like on the other side of the new opening was another ship. Standing there with some kind of long gun was the ugliest creature any of the canines (including the cerberus pups) ever seen. It was some kind of mutant lizard humanoid wearing a yellow space outfit. "Hey it's the Lizard guy from the Spider Man comics," Wolf said, holding the hellhounds, who were oddly afraid of this newcomer, "What's he doing in space?" The reptilian creature cocked his weapon and aimed it at the silverygrey canine and said in a raspy voice, "If you know what's good for you, you'll hold your tongue you mongrel." Wolf didn't seem afraid of this guy and responded, "Hey I'm not a monger, I'm a wolf. And you're an iguana. Hehehehehe." Benji put a paw to his forehead, knowing that this won't go so smoothly. The reptile thing growled and grabbed Wolf by the scruff of his neck and put the canine over his shoulder like a bag of rice. The Cerberus pups swarmed the lizard man and snapped at his heels to try helping their new brother/daddy, but ended up merely following the monster into the other ship. Benji sighed in slight exasperation and followed.

The inside of the other ship was dimly lit and had lots of control switches and buttons and levers. They seemed to have been in the cockpit room. "Bane, I found some interesting looking specimens in the craft we captured," the lizard monster said to a figure sitting in the shadows. The one named Bane stood up and stepped into what light there was, revealing him to be a blue alien with red buggy eyes. He was wearing a brown trench coat and a largely rimmed hat. When he spoke, his voice marched what your expect from little green men. "What are they Bossk? Republic or Separatist?" the blue guy asked the lizard. Wolf interrupted, "Gesundheit?" The red eyed blue man looked directly at the silverygrey fur and came a bit closer to him. "What system did you come out of lightspeed from to wind up here?" Bane asked the silly canine, gesturing to the one called Bossk, who grabbed Benji and took him to another part of the ship. "Can you repeat the question?" Wolf asked.

The reptilian humanoid dragged Benji over to an open cell in the wall and tossed him inside. While the wolf was recovering from the impact, Bossk pressed a button on the wall and a red barrier appeared to serve as a wall trapping Benji inside. "Where do your allegiances lie mutt?" the lizard asked the wolf, still aiming his weapon at the fur in case he tried anything funny. Benji just stared at Bossk and stuck his tongue out, blowing raspberries. "Not gonna talk huh?" the lizard said, fiddling with the controls on the side of the cell, "Well we have ways of making you talk." Benji yipped as a surge of energy shot from the walls of the cell and zapped him.

Meanwhile Bane was busy 'interrogating' Wolf, who didn't show any resistance. But that didn't mean he wasn't giving the blue man any trouble. "What is this 'Earth' you speak of?" the alien asked the wolf fur, who was looking around at all the blinking lights on the control panels. "I like pizza," Wolf said randomly, giggling at the funny guy, "You got any pizza Mr. Bluey?" The alien face palmed and got in Wolf's face. "My name isn't Mr. Bluey or Blue Man or any of the ridiculous things you've said," he said, "I am Cad Bane, the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy. So I suggest you show a little more respect." He was panting in frustration from the whole talking to Wolf thing and didn't say anything further. "Oh I get it now," Wolf said, seeing his hellhound friends in the background by the controls, "You were knocked up into space after the last time Batman beat you." This time Bane growled and took out a gun sized weapon and pointed it between Wolf's eyes. "If you make so much as one more peep, I will forget about ransoming you and just put an energy bolt through what brains you have!" the ticked off alien threatened, still not noticing the Cerberus pups behind him messing with the ship controls. Wolf looked back at Bane and said, "Can I just tell you one little thing?" The blue alien put his finger against the trigger of his blaster. "Only if its not another idiotic comment about my wardrobe, my name, my appearance, the way I talk, or anything that'll make me kill you," the bounty hunter said as one of the hellhounds hit a button with its paw. Wolf pointed and said, "Your ship is being driven by my doggies." Bane lowered his blaster and looked confused at Wolf's comment and then looked over to where Wolf's four puppies ran across the ships control panel and hit a bunch of buttons. "Hey! Get away from there!" Cad Bane shouted, pushing Wolf aside and aiming his weapon at the dogs. One of them made the ship jerk to the side so suddenly that both Bane and Bossk went falling over and sliding into the opposite wall.

Wolf giggled and went over to where Benji was trapped, turning off the shocky thing and the barrier. Benji got out and said, "Thanks Wolf. We should get out of here quick." Just then one of the Cerberus pups pushed another button and the two bounty hunters were sent rolling into the ship they had previously captured. The hatch closed and the wolves former craft was sent flying away from the ship and towards a nearby planet. "Or that works too," Wolf said, looking over to his pups, "Good job boys. Big brother Wolf is very proud." The silvery canine waddled over and snuggle-hugged his little puppies, while Benji went to sit at the pilot seat. "Well lets see if I can figure out how to fly this thing," the two colored canine said, grabbing what looked like a steering wheel.

While Wolf played with his hellhound puppies, Benji sat at the wheel trying to figure out how to read the hologram map. "Why don't we just beam out of here Benji?" Wolf asked as he and the pups play wrestled. The black and white canine looked over at his friend and said, "I thought you had the iPod." Wolf responded, "I thought you had it." A couple seconds ticked by before both wolves realized something. "Uh oh!!!" they both said in unison," It's on the other ship those guys are on!" Benji could have punched himself for making such a lamebrain blunder and growled in aggravation. "Hey it's not such a big deal," Wolf said, moving from his pups to the cockpit, "Look at the bright side." Benji took a deep breath and said, "What is the bright side?" Wolf just said, "Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...hey look, big ship!" Benji looked and saw a huge battleship coming towards them and swiftly turned to avoid colliding with the giant craft. Just then, the ship started shaking and was being dragged towards the bigger ship. "Why does everyone around here pull us towards them?" Wolf whined, "Couldn't they call and ask us if we want to come visit?" Their ship was out of their control and they could do nothing to break free of the gravitational pull. They were sucked into what looked like a docking bay and slowly pulled downward to land. Benji and Wolf looked out the window and saw a bunch of robot looking things holding blasters. They were all lined in two rows, creating a path to and from the wolves ship.

The wolves were wondering if it was advisable to exit the craft in this new setting. Especially since they were surrounded by hundreds of armed robots. Wolf then pointed out the window at something. "Hey look at that one! That robot looks cool," the silvery wolf said. Benji saw a white colored figure with a dark cape moving down the rows of robots and towards the ship. The new robot stopped a few feet from the ship and just stood there, waiting. Benji then realized something. "They're probably expecting those bounty hunters to show up," the two colored canine said, "They think we're Bane and his lizard friend." Wolf got up from his seat and started walking around. "Where's the door on this thing?" the silly wolf asked, being followed around by his pups, "We should tell those robots that there's been a mixup." Benji looked at his friend with a look of surprise. "If you do that, they'll all shoot us dead," Benji said, trying to figure out why Wolf thought this was a good idea. Just then Wolf found a part of the floor that looked like a trapdoor and pushed a button nearby, causing the door to drop open. "If we keep them waiting, they'd shoot us anyway," the silverygrey wolf said, going over to Benji and taking his paw, "At least this way, we have a shot at negotiating." Benji was about to say something, but then fell silent. What Wolf said was actually not a completely stupid idea. "Okay. And in case things go bad, I'll have Cujo watch you guys," the black and white wolf said before changing personalities.


The two wolves and their four Cerberus pups walked down the ramp of the ship and started towards the cloaked robot that looked like he was the strongest. "What is this?" the robot said, his yellow eyes widening with slight shock, "You are not the bounty hunter I hired! Who are you?" Cujo could see this guy wasn't all robot and had eyes like a living being and had personality where machines didn't. "Oh they went hurdling through space in our old ship," Wolf blurted out, causing Cujo to lightly bonk him on the head to shut him up. "What?! What did you do with my purchase?" the cyborg said, clenching one of his fists, "I hired them to acquire a critical tool to my masters plans." Cujo didn't know how to respond and just tried keeping the guy talking so he can figure out an alibi to tell the mechanical monster. Meanwhile Wolf was over looking at the weird looking droids that surrounded them. The silly and cute wolf poked one in the chest, sniffed another's arm, and even licked ones head curiously. The droids didn't know what to make of this canine, but they did know he didn't resemble a threat.

"If you lost or destroyed that holocron Bane was issued to retrieve, I will personally make your death slow and agonizing," the boss robot man threatened the red eyed wolf while fingering a silver tube attached to his waist. Cujo noticed one of Wolf's pups roaming around and nosing inside the angry robots cape. "Okay I'll give you the...holocron you called it?" the fur said, reaching into his pocket, feigning the act of feeling for something, "And once I give it to you, you'll let us go free?" In the distance, he could see Wolf dancing with one of the battle droids in a silly walz style. And the hellhound that was frisking the head cyborg slowly pulled another of the silver tube things from the pocket of his cape. "If I'm satisfied that you really have my holocron, I will consider not firing you into space without an oxygen tank," the robot said, whose attention was so focused on Cujo that he didn't see himself get robbed. "Well in that case..." the wolf said, pulling his clenched fist out of his pocket and delivered a swift punch to the yellow eyed droids face. The cyborg roared in rage and grabbed two of the silver tubes from his waist and caused blue and green streams to erupt from them. "You will soon regret the day you crossed General Grievous!" he said as his hands spun the lightsabers in a frenzy of blurred color.

Cujo ducked as Grievous took a swipe at his head with the lightsabers and snatched the unactivated lightsaber from the cerberus pup. Just as the droid general made to behead the wolf, Cujo ignited a green blade and blocked the attack. "Are you foolish enough to think that you have a chance of defeating me?" Grievous asked as he broke their stalemate by backing off and charging Cujo again. This time the wolf created a shield on his left arm to block the blow of the cyborgs attack as well as use his borrowed lightsaber to hack at Grievous. The droid fighter blocked it and kicked Cujo hard in the chest, knocking the wolf to the ground. The red eyes canine dropped his lightsaber and lost his focus keeping the shield up. Defenseless and unarmed, Cujo was then pinned down by Grievous when the cyborg put his foot on his neck. "Any last words filth?" the general asked, aiming his lightsabers at Cujo's temples. The wolf looked up and saw someone move behind Grievous. "Yeah I do," Cujo said, "Hey Grievous. Knock knock." The cyborg looked confused. "What?" he said, obviously not understanding what games the wolf was playing. "Wolf," Cujo said, followed by the sound of a lightsaber igniting and the him of it slicing off Grievous's hands. The weapons he had held fell to the ground as Wolf knocked the cyborg off Cujo. He held the green laser sword in his paws. "Thanks for the save buddy," Cujo said, getting up and joining Wolf over by the ship. "Not so fast you animals!" the droid general was on his feet again and looked angry as ever despite his missing hands, "You forget I am in command of hundreds of battle droids and can destroy you with one motion of my..." He looked at his handless wrist and just yelled, "Just destroy them! Open fire!" Nothing happened. "I said fire!" Grievous repeated angrily. Still nothing. The general looked towards his droids and said, "What is wrong with...what?!" All the droids that had previously stood at the ready we're all in pieces. "How the..." Grievous stammered before being blown off his feet as the wolves ship started up and took off.

Cujo drove the ship and looked over to Wolf, who was playing with the lightsaber and waving it around, listening to it hum. "How did we get away without the droids shooting us Wolf?" the red eyes wolf asked his friend, "I didn't hear any blaster fire or anything." Wolf turned off the laser weapon and sat next to Cujo in the cockpit. "It's a funny story really," the silly cute wolf said, "I was talking to one of them and was asking it questions. He didn't know anything I was talking about. Then one thing led to another and he exploded. Then the one next to him got caught in the blast. As so on and so on." Cujo couldn't believe their luck. He was about to get sliced apart and was saved by Wolf and got away because Wolf had annoyed the droids so much that they self destructed. "Oh hey Cujo," Wolf said, reaching into his pocket, "I wanted to tell you I got this." He held up the thing he took out of his pocket. It was their iPod device! "Where'd you get that from?!" Cujo asked all wide eyed, "We lost it and searched the whole ship." Wolf petted one of his four pups on the head. "Well you see..." be said, "This little fella here coughed it up after you started fighting that robo-nut guy." Cujo slapped himself in the face at how crazy this whole thing went. "Then give it here and lets get out of here," he said. Wolf handed it over and gathered his puppies before Cujo took him by the shoulder and zapped them away.

Just after the wolves beamed out, there was a fire cutting the back of the ship open and in came Cad Bane and his lizard friend Bossk. "I'm back!" the blue alien said, his blasters aimed at the pilots seat, "Now you will regret the day you ever met me!" Bossk spun the chair around to reveal no one there. "What? Where'd they go?" Bane said in shock, "How is this ship flying without a pilot?" He went to the cockpit and pressed a few buttons. A hologram of Wolf showed up and started talking. "Hello Mr. Bluey Man!" the recording said, waving, "If you're getting this message, then me and my friend are already gone from this dimension. Oh and I also activated the self destruct before I left." Then numbers showed up and rapidly began counting down. Both bounty hunters screamed and made to run back to the ship they came in. But before either could escape, the entire ship exploded, creating one big nova that could be seen by all.
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Part nine of me and traveling through alternate dimensions.