I was actually going name this "What does the squirrel say?" but that was awfully cliched by now :P Anywho...

So here's this squirrel, sitting on a bench in Washington, DC. Rather friendly guy, if I might say so. And I said to this squirrel, "Hey there, what brings you to this fine town?"

And he replied, a sparkle in his eye....

Why don't ye know, dear sir, this town is full of nuts.

I chuckled and wandered off, both at his reply and my own insanity, talking to squirrels now, one can't help but to wonder if this city didn't rub off on me a bit.