omg this is brilliant

ALL OF MY BRAINS PUT TO GOOD USE!

I'd definitely pay for something like this!
Wahaha fantastic!

Haha! If I could ethically offer them up for commission I totally would, they're fun! Unfortunately they're not my photos and that'd be not nice to the original photographers xD
Thanks! <3

Oh yes of course!
Regardless, well done!

ITS MEH SEXY SELF
I BRINGS SPARKELS TO ALL TEH LAND BISHES

I forgot to draw them coming outta your butt..

thats the most important part man
HOW do you forget the butt sparkles!! DDD:

Maybe you just have a clog in your rectal sparkle sphincter and it's stopping them from coming out...

LEMMIE GET A PLUNGER

;___; oh no.....

not the






PLUNGER!!!!

*brings the plunger, a step-ladder, and some crestie sized rubber gloves*

Don't worry.. I got this.

O-ok

be gentle ;___;

SORRY CAN'T HERE YOU FROM BACK HERE

*shoves*

Makes this weird loud deer yell/scream*

forever crying

Well... If creativity isn't just gushing out of you... Unlike Sheppi's butt sparkles!

That's it, you must've stolen all the butt sparkles to make this happen...

I totally operated on her while she was sleeping, cut out that anal sparkle gland and made it into a necklace-of-ultimate-creativity!

_{If only it helped me draw lol}

What I wouldn't give to half your drawing ability... *steals the butt sparkle necklace-of-ultimate-creativity*

Shhh it just takes practice! Some days even scribbles won't come out though xD

Tell me about it... My scribbles looked like a toddler had puked crayon all over a piece of paper after of course eating the crayon first...

Speaking of crayons and puke. I'm going to disgust you with a funny story.

So I was at my parents house yesterday and their dog is old, blind, and deaf. He was sleeping in his dog bed in the livingroom like usual but all of a sudden he started turding himself.
So he's in bed.. still laying down, crapping himself when he realizes, "OH HEY I'M SHITTING MYSELF" and starts freaking out.

Now.. this dog is old... he's not in pain but he is a bit stiff with arthritis and takes a minute to get up sometimes.
So since he couldn't get out of his bed right away he instead spun circles in it, FAST PANICY CIRCLES.
While he spun, with his turd hung half out of his ass, he started drawing all over the edges of his dog bed with that smelly brown crayon.

My mom was trying to get a hold of him so she could whisk him outside, with little success because he's a bit like a geriatric turd tornado at this point.
During all of this my dog Brewster who is interested in EVERYTHING decides he needs to check out the commotion.

As soon as he was got close enough to watch, the smell hit him, and he threw up all over the place.
What a mess

LOL

OMG I had no idea about that Brew bit That is hilarious, you tell the story so well XD

LOL i thought I told you about him throwing up! He puked right behind moms feet while she was trying to figure out how to grab sparky mid shit-spin LOL

LOL

jytfjgmf nfh ngh ng ng mj bmj o-O

lol >.>

hawt like fire