Trochaic Nonameter, which makes the thing hopelessly chatty except for the strict couplet type rhyming and inline rhymes.

Supposed to be a takeoff on the classic nonsense rhyme, fuzzy wuzzy:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

What I set out to do was to create an example of a poetic "reference sheet," (I have art envy, and plan to find many ways to express it). This came out instead; I didn't set out to be morbid, it's just that once I start talking about myself, self-criticism seems de rigeur, and plus, the original poem ends on a sort of depressing and pathetic note, which I guess I picked up.

See Also:
Me Meme
Pseudo-Reference Sheet, Me
Other Poetry:
Vera
Fuzzy Wuzzy Furthling
Answer the Whirlwind
Troth of Actaeon
Legend of the Lunataur
A Poetic Form
Dragon Unforgiven
Familiar and Your Own, or Strange and Sweet
Summer and Fall: Seasons of the Hart.
Rhiannon
Furry Sonnet 130
Immiscible
Definition