The squishy white tummy you see before you is attached to a Squishables ™ Jackalope. He was the grand prize in the gong-show panel, "Entertain the Staff for Small Prizes".

The squishy white tummy behind him is attached to me, of course, but I think it needs more stuffing.

The competition was fierce, folks, and I admit it... heck, the judges admitted it. Good singers, a lip-sync artist, a truly impressive delivery of Poe's "The Raven" from memory... I'm still amazed that I won! (I belted out a bluesy version of "Skeletons In My Closet", from the old CD-ROM game "The 7th Guest".) But when they reached me, and the audience's applause rose to a roar...

Pardon, my leg starts twitching just thinking about it. It felt so GOOD!