Needs an annoyingly animated character, like that god forsaken fox. Oh, and a URL with an arbitrary number followed by GetTheCrime dot com.

are you talking about the 'crazy? I don't think so!" fox on discovery's commercial breaks that makes me cringe and throw things at my precious DLP? He's like stop motion, but.. fuzzy... and.. malformed.

Yeah. Horrible little creation.

But what if you are too lazy to leave your couch? Will they also provide the materials?

XD * A cop comes in and begins to patroll my living room.* OH NO, IT'S THE FUZZ!

QUICK. .get the vaccume and put on the ANTI FUZZ BUSTER attachment.. he'll never know what hit em..
one good clean sweet coming RIGHT UP!!

Yeah, ya needs some sort of old syle cartoon funny animal thug (wearing prison stripes) reading this ad in a comix book. whilst loterin onis sofa or sumtin'.

I thought it was going to be about downloading music. :}

Don't forget internet fraud, I get more lottery scams and nigerian bank scams a day than I ever thought was possible. Including the same person sending me the same one twice in a single day. One guy even just said that he had some money, didn't even bother to pose as a foreign dignitary. Idiot.

Reminds me of Loompanics Unlimited before they folded. They offered books on just about everything mentioned here through the mail, back in the day. Most of them were on how to AVOID shit rather than cause it, though. Also, all books were sold for "informatonal purposes," of course -- if you actually DID anything explained in the books you were on your own.

Haha i like it

lolz~

I saw bookmaking in those and it made me crack up! XD

personally I like the idea.. its silly and can be abused quite eaisly..

imagine a furr ( like a wolf or something) relaxing on his couch, kicking his feet up and looking like he's just undone his tie and shirt and is taking a break from a long day at work..
around him in his living room is a few bags of money (some of it freshly made and hung on a clothesline drying), a few computers are busy talking to themselves and exchanging credit card numbers while one screen shows some young furr in a dom outfit, and by the end of the couch, theres some huge breasted woman hogtied wearing her underwear, gagged and sweating as she looks at a briefcase of money with a ransom note attached.. wondering when shes' gonna be given back..

the criminal is reading another of those lesson books and grinning as he's up to chapter 24: Fraud for Fun and Profil

Phone sex is illegal?! Its perfectly legit for 'Entertainment purposes'. Just like miss Cleo. OH, she's in jail isn't she? humm..

"Be careful Icelander."
Someone just might take your jokes seriously some day.

What? No pot smoking??

Wait bookmaking?

Genius! A great piece of black humor!