"That is how members of your species greet one another, yes?" :?
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What if Bonnie was a visitor from beyond the stars (i.e. a space alien)?
Bonnie and artwork copyright SatsumaLord
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What if Bonnie was a visitor from beyond the stars (i.e. a space alien)?
Bonnie and artwork copyright SatsumaLord
Category Artwork (Digital) / Hyper
Species Alien (Other)
Size 1213 x 1400px
File Size 393 kB
"Our leader is elsewhere."
"But I thought-"
"No, our leader is..." he looked around at the gaggle of pervs gathering, "our leader is faaar away from here. Look for a white house in the District of Columbia, they'll put you on the right track."
"Thank you earthling, your aid is greatly appreciated."
"Dude, why did you send her away, what the hell?"
"Okay, for one, molesting the first representative of an alien species is not a good way to kick off a new era of space exploration. Two, it's an alien, how do you know it's even a she, maybe those giant tits secrete chlorine gas when you sqeeze them, you don't know. And three, have you never seen that movie!? I'd be surprised if just touching her didn't flay you alive. Seriously, horrifying space predators pretending to be nice is such an old trope."
"...Wait, then why did you send her to the white house if she could be evil?"
"Cause fuck da police, that's why.
"But I thought-"
"No, our leader is..." he looked around at the gaggle of pervs gathering, "our leader is faaar away from here. Look for a white house in the District of Columbia, they'll put you on the right track."
"Thank you earthling, your aid is greatly appreciated."
"Dude, why did you send her away, what the hell?"
"Okay, for one, molesting the first representative of an alien species is not a good way to kick off a new era of space exploration. Two, it's an alien, how do you know it's even a she, maybe those giant tits secrete chlorine gas when you sqeeze them, you don't know. And three, have you never seen that movie!? I'd be surprised if just touching her didn't flay you alive. Seriously, horrifying space predators pretending to be nice is such an old trope."
"...Wait, then why did you send her to the white house if she could be evil?"
"Cause fuck da police, that's why.
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