Aww, yeah! Let me go on the record with this: Vampires are fucking stupid. Reeeeeally fuckin' stupid. Hate them. So! Have some vampire designs! The guy on the left, I'm thinking is gonna be fae, cuz the fae are awesome. The guy on the right? He's a vampire.

Lemme explain! And I really only need two words! MENSTRAL BLOOD. That's it, that's right! And THAT'S what this creeper feeds on. More that he does it in a creepy manner, than anything else. "I...MUST FEED!" and then runs into the women's bathroom and fishes used pads and tampons out of the garbage to suck on. That sorta thing.

Oh, lookit him. So beautiful. So cursed. Riiight, like you're really gonna think THAT when he's lickin' congealed blood-bogies outta a cold, nasty pad!

I read an interview where Stephanie Meyer was asked about how her vampires responded to ladies menstruating. That was some funny shit. Something about how that's dead blood, and dead blood doesn't count? FUNNY SHIT!

Vampires. Are. So. Dumb.