Schnee, pronounced "shnay" is german for snow (guess which cat she is). She was obtained at one of my old workplaces, who decided to run an adopt-a-thon. She has no more uterus, therefor she is well-behaved and quiet. She is the better one of the two, assuming you can get over the fact she sheds white hair all over everything.

Typo is, as her name implies, a fuckup. She pisses everywhere, pukes in random places, yowls at night, rubs her cornhole against bare shins, and knocks all the statues, etc off the windowsill. She is the very thing that defines a "bad cat". She also smells like wee. We only really put up with her shenanigans because Schnee likes her. That, and she's oddly beautiful. Extra pounds aside, she has a long siamese-like face which is very pretty IMO.