In case you can't read it, it says, "SPANKS a lot on over 5,000 pageviews"

Yeah, I know that I don't have anywhere near 5,000 pageviews on here, but I did this for my DA account and loved it so much I thought I'd share it with you...

You can't say you haven't wanted to give that flat, unattractive bum of his a good hard spanking. XD

I know that 5,000 pageviews isn't a lot to get worked up over (especially compared to artists who could spank me with just one flick of their pencil), but it does have more pageviews than my website does...

Besides, I'm tired of waiting to draw this idea!