Showering is good of the body and the nose.

but which kind of soap? scented? if so, which scent? please tell, for not using soap is non-scents...

(rimshot)

Rimshot or rimjob?

If it was ever posted, people would try to wash away the lettering.
I wonder what that poster would look like as a cake?
(Love for Omaha!)

Probably make a most...toothsome cake. :D

I second that.

I wanna take a shower---RIGHT NOW!!!! ^.^

Don't we all...

If you have a body oder problem, solve it! If you are like me and you can smell worse coming out of the shower than when you went in then you need to do two things, trim off your underarm hair (don't need to smooth shave, just trim 'em down to stubble) and use Mitchum roll on deodorant. Mitchum is the only deodorant that will actually help in my case. When I was 13 I started off using Right Gard like my Dad and it actually made it worse. We tried countless brands until mom talked to a doctor and he said to trim and use Mitchum and it has worked ever since. Thanks to Mitchum roll on (the stick doesn't work as well for some reason) I don't have to live as a hermit in the black hills of Dakota.

I useta use Mitchum, and scrape off the "um" on the label.

Problem is in my case, antiperspirants don't work. See, my sweat glands is busy little beavers, and if you close off the pores (which is all antiperspirants do), they back up and get swollen.

Fortunately, I can get away with deodorant... :D

Amen, brother.

They'd just steal the flyers for the artwork.

Quite possibly, yes. :)

Soap good *stares*