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I was gonna go with a vampire joke ("Nah, I can't be a vampire... not enough sparkles") But I realized that 1, Twilight jokes are getting old, 2, it wasn't that funny in the first place, and 3, I know you guys would enjoy seeing that last panel more.
AND AS ALWAYS, FULL BODY SHOTS WITHOUT ANYTHING NAUGHTY BEING SHOWN
I mean, who wants to look at dragon bits, seriously? Ew.
I was gonna go with a vampire joke ("Nah, I can't be a vampire... not enough sparkles") But I realized that 1, Twilight jokes are getting old, 2, it wasn't that funny in the first place, and 3, I know you guys would enjoy seeing that last panel more.
AND AS ALWAYS, FULL BODY SHOTS WITHOUT ANYTHING NAUGHTY BEING SHOWN
I mean, who wants to look at dragon bits, seriously? Ew.
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Western Dragon
Size 892 x 1280px
File Size 426.3 kB
If I didn't say It, I'm pretty damn sure that someone else would have. And on the bright side, at least in this case, we're all doing it in good fun and not being the slightest bit serious in our convictions, right?
Plus, I think you're lying if you say you aren't even a little bit amused with the situation (in the comic).
Aw, don't stop D:
But really you should be Vamp Fire instead. Surely you can breathe fire? XD
You gotta stop being such a vamp liar about how you feel about your situation though!
Think of all the money you could make selling photos to the right vamp buyers!
And maybe I should stop these puns before people get vamp tired of them!
But really you should be Vamp Fire instead. Surely you can breathe fire? XD
You gotta stop being such a vamp liar about how you feel about your situation though!
Think of all the money you could make selling photos to the right vamp buyers!
And maybe I should stop these puns before people get vamp tired of them!
This is Channel 5 with breaking news. Apparently someone has been keeping a live dragon in their home. What's your opinion Ollie?
THAT GUY'S A JACKASS!
Thanks Ollie.
We now got to Tricia Takanawa who's just arrived at the scene.
Tom, I've just met the animal control officer Mr..
Jekins ma'am.
Mr Jekins, can you tell us what exactly happened in the home behind us?
Well ms, we got called out after someone told the city that they heard a lot of commotion and strange noises out of the nearby houses. They took look through the bathroom mirror and low and behind, there be a dragon fiddlin' with the sink.
fiddlin'' with the sink?
Oh yes, these creatures are quite inquisitive and intelligent. We're very lucky that it locked it self in the bathroom and couldn't figure out how to get out. we eventually got a catch-pole around his neck and drug it out of the house. We had a hard time for a bit when it latched it's self to the piano but after we got an ax to crack break it open, it let go. Felt sorry for the thing after that as it started giving sounds of distress and stuff but a job's a job.
Intriguing Mr Jekins, but how did a dragon get in their in the first place?
Well, Ms Takanawa, occasionally you get people who either buy these things or simply find them out in the wild and the dragons attach themselves to these people for attention or amusement. However, that's illegal in the city limits and frankly whoever had this dragon in their home is in a world of trouble when he gets back.
Which brings up my next point. Mr Jekins, can you tell us the whereabouts of the owner of this property?
I'm afraid not miss. The police have stated they can't find the owner of the home. Their assuming he's already fled the area but they have his personal information and several charges waiting for him when they find him.
What kind of charges is the state willing to bring?
Oh several. You got keeping a wild animal without a permit, you got reckless endangerment of children because of that school over there, you got animal abuse and neglect because that dragon in the truck is obviously been abused, and various others. Yep, when they find this guy, he will be put away for a long, long time.
And what of the dragon, Mr Jekins? What will happen to it.
Well, normally we have to exterminate the animal because of the danger it can cause to the public but lucky for us, there is a local ranch that is willing to adopt this big boy. Hopefully he'll live out the rest of over there and won't bother anyone again.
Thank you Mr Jekins.
It's been a pleasure ma'am.
Now we go to the footage we caught earlier with our news team.
Ok everyone, on three we pull. One...Two... Three!
It's no good boss. He's got his limbs wrapped around that piano and we can't get him out the door.
Hum.. Get me an ax Tom. If we can chop up that piano, we should be able to get him through.
Looks like it's crying boss.
Of course it's crying. The jackass who ran off probably abuse the hell out of it and now you have a bunch of idiots outside taking pictures. Now move it a little to the right and...
Ah there we go. you guys got it at that end?
Yah, we got it!
Alright, well it seems like it doesn't have any fight left in it so just load it into the truck.
The murr train boss?
God dang it Tom, Don't go spouting off that crap in the middle of the news people. Now, a ranch called that's willing to adopt and possibility breed him down the line. We load him off there, and call it a day. Anymore questions?
None boss.
THAT GUY'S A JACKASS!
Thanks Ollie.
We now got to Tricia Takanawa who's just arrived at the scene.
Tom, I've just met the animal control officer Mr..
Jekins ma'am.
Mr Jekins, can you tell us what exactly happened in the home behind us?
Well ms, we got called out after someone told the city that they heard a lot of commotion and strange noises out of the nearby houses. They took look through the bathroom mirror and low and behind, there be a dragon fiddlin' with the sink.
fiddlin'' with the sink?
Oh yes, these creatures are quite inquisitive and intelligent. We're very lucky that it locked it self in the bathroom and couldn't figure out how to get out. we eventually got a catch-pole around his neck and drug it out of the house. We had a hard time for a bit when it latched it's self to the piano but after we got an ax to crack break it open, it let go. Felt sorry for the thing after that as it started giving sounds of distress and stuff but a job's a job.
Intriguing Mr Jekins, but how did a dragon get in their in the first place?
Well, Ms Takanawa, occasionally you get people who either buy these things or simply find them out in the wild and the dragons attach themselves to these people for attention or amusement. However, that's illegal in the city limits and frankly whoever had this dragon in their home is in a world of trouble when he gets back.
Which brings up my next point. Mr Jekins, can you tell us the whereabouts of the owner of this property?
I'm afraid not miss. The police have stated they can't find the owner of the home. Their assuming he's already fled the area but they have his personal information and several charges waiting for him when they find him.
What kind of charges is the state willing to bring?
Oh several. You got keeping a wild animal without a permit, you got reckless endangerment of children because of that school over there, you got animal abuse and neglect because that dragon in the truck is obviously been abused, and various others. Yep, when they find this guy, he will be put away for a long, long time.
And what of the dragon, Mr Jekins? What will happen to it.
Well, normally we have to exterminate the animal because of the danger it can cause to the public but lucky for us, there is a local ranch that is willing to adopt this big boy. Hopefully he'll live out the rest of over there and won't bother anyone again.
Thank you Mr Jekins.
It's been a pleasure ma'am.
Now we go to the footage we caught earlier with our news team.
Ok everyone, on three we pull. One...Two... Three!
It's no good boss. He's got his limbs wrapped around that piano and we can't get him out the door.
Hum.. Get me an ax Tom. If we can chop up that piano, we should be able to get him through.
Looks like it's crying boss.
Of course it's crying. The jackass who ran off probably abuse the hell out of it and now you have a bunch of idiots outside taking pictures. Now move it a little to the right and...
Ah there we go. you guys got it at that end?
Yah, we got it!
Alright, well it seems like it doesn't have any fight left in it so just load it into the truck.
The murr train boss?
God dang it Tom, Don't go spouting off that crap in the middle of the news people. Now, a ranch called that's willing to adopt and possibility breed him down the line. We load him off there, and call it a day. Anymore questions?
None boss.
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