"Go on the Kaiju tour of Tokyo," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.

Well, it looks like THEY didn't know about the imminent Kaiju-slug that was about to break free from its exhibit. For that matter, NO ONE knew until it had ripped free from that orb that was its prison and stuffed itself into me, fattening and Kaiju-ifying me.

Now my arms and legs are immobilized with fat, can't talk as my cheek-fat is keepin' my jaw shut, walking will only cause more damage, even if I could, and I've taken out half of downtown Tokyo! And my butt's starting to itch!

Art by the master-of-disaster himself