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wait

an eagle?

How does that work?

CARTOONS

And genetics. Remember, calico cats can only be made by the egg of an eagle incubated by a toad.

No...wait, that's basilisks...

I was gonna say something about your stepmom, but then i noticed you said she was your stepmom.

Also, even rocko's modern life explained why heffer was a cow in a family of wolves! WE DESERVE BETTER >:(

PS: I still can't find a way to say "you drew your stepmom really cutely" without sounding like a total pervert.

Although, to be fair, I should sound like one no matter what I say, seeing as I am one :x

There was an episode where they stated Heffer was adopted. ;) They were raising him to eat.. then got attached and kept him instead.

I like the whole anthropomorphizing-as-personality-trait thing.

Yeah, I have a lot more fun that way.

hahaah such a dad stare

what did the tops have? WHAT?!?!

STRAPS. I AM NOT BUILT FOR SUCH THINGS.

GAH! My dad is a jackal! And he makes scary stares too!

my mom is just like that

Eagle + Bunny = Cat? TALKING CAT?

The bunny is my stepmother, actually.

If I drew my Mom, she probably would be a cat, but that's more a personality thing than me really caring about logic in my talking animal cartoons.

I know lol, I'm just being stupid :0;

There there, no worries!

MY dad would be some sort of rolly-polly dog xD or maybe one of those big things with all the spare skin..

NEOPOLITAN MASTIFF

does they slobber? o.o and gets all fats?

Oh do they ever!

myah thats my pop then, with a beanie hat :3

... wow... that's fucking hilarious. XD

heh maybe i should look into getting my old man comissioned eh?

Shar Pei

I'm confused.. o.o

Unless the mention of tops reminds him of how bald he is..? <.<

Either way, nicely done :P

I dropped a bomb of the 'F" variety.

Ahh, I see. That makes mor esense to be honest. Yeah, that's gotta be a hard habit to kick O.o

Oh yeah, it's not a good feeling. xD

Well, at least your stepmom isn't going into BUNNY RAGE!

My stepmom is significantly more laid back than my father. In a rare rare case from what I've heard from other people, I actually enjoy spending time with her more than him. He's a good man. Very responsible. Very efficient. But our personalities are vastly different.

It's funny how that works, isn't it?

I have a friend here at school whose mom has been remarried several times, and every time my friend has had a completely different opinion on each new stepfather.

Hahaha... yeah. Been there.

The only thing that came to mind was... "Bald Eagle".

Biiiingo.

As the years have gone on, my parents have gotten pretty relaxed about me cursing. I still try not to drop the f-bomb around them, but I now feel comfortable enough to use it in quotation... *laughs*

I still always say "pardon my wording" whenever I'm about to say shit, fuck, or retard (the last one mainly because i reserve that word for special occasions). >.>

My mother still smacks me and my older sis for cursing in the house, so I know where you are coming from.

Oh lawdy, that "moving back home" transition. ><
May yours be smoother than mine was. XP

Your parents BEGGED you back... and they never see you anyway. what the hell could've gone WRONG?

Rape

Gimmie back my dawg!

So you don't think there'd be awkwardness and bumps in the possess?
Like, say, the one depicted in this pic?!

Not everyone's parents don't care if you drop the F Bomb around them.
But you wouldn't know anything about that.

Oh god, he charges LAZERZ D:

LOL this is cute.

:P lucky for me my parents have worse mouthes than me
its like living with pirates!

So something like: "Yaaar, y'be takin' out the garbage matey, or ye'll be keelhaul'd and ha' yer grog ration halv'd"?

hellz yeah!

Oh god I do that >.< My hubby and I are staying with his mum for a bit, until debts gone. And I have to tread so lightly man. Its funny because she's SUPA christian.. and I'm wiccan and my hubby's part of the church of Satan. It's like a sitcom waiting to happen.

Looks like you're in a no bombing area now.

OHGOD

LOOK AT THE RAGE

You should've heard him go off afterwards. You would've thought I'd stolen candy from the baby Jesus.

What's wrong with stealing candy from Jesus? :c I do it all the time...

OH SHI---








Yew gon' git ground'd! D:<

Muuuch too old for that, thankfully. I just get a grumpy lecture.

I've only been grounded once. When I was younger. I said "WTF" in an AOL chat-room. :I

Parents: -LOOOOOM- >(

My dad would probably be either a beaver, or a monkey. He's an architect, but he also has long arms. And cold hands, so a reptile of some sort isn't out of the question either.

>=(

AHAHAHA! Neat!
It happens a lot to one of my friends
she's like
"WOW THOSE PANTS ARE FUCKING SHIT"
and the owner of the store is like D:

Haha ouch.

Your bunny step-mom is adorable. XD

lol my mom just pulled this on me when i said shit damn and hell in three sentences back to back

I've encountered that trouble before. My response to the Glare of Disapproval? "Fuck off, you're the ones who suggested retail as a job."

You're dad reminds me of Shawn's Dad (Psych's main character's dad).