"What rolls down stairs
and over the chairs
and into your neighbor's dog?
It fits on your back,
It's good for a snack,
Everyone knows it's log.
It's log, it's log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."

You raped those lyrics :D

i raped, i raped them so much, so much I got a splinter XD

LOL

awwer log jokes were made...
and correct lyrics were lyriced:

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!
It's Log, Log, It's big, It's heavy, it's wood!
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a Log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your Log! Everyone needs a Log!

FROM BLAMMO!