Last Fursday Night (Last Friday Night Parody)
*yawns as I wake up, then sees a fursuiter on the left side of the bed* AHHHHHH! *felt something behind him, he turns around and sees another fursuiter on the right side of his bed* AHHHHHH!
*looks around his hotel room and sees a big mess* Huh...? Dafuq...?
*scratches head in question* What the heck happen last night?
Murrsuiters are in my bed
Furry drama in my head
Collars all over the room
Someone’s fursuit in the pool
I smell like a sweaty mutt
Someone did me in the butt
Artists passed out in their den
Got a paw tattoo, don’t know when
Pictures of last con
Ended on FA
I’m screwed
Oh well
It’s a fuzzy blur
But I’m pretty sure it ruled
Damn
Last Fursday Night
Yeah we danced at Tonic Bar
Played loud music in our car
But I think we went too far
Last Fursday Night
Dealt with haters and the trolls
Yet we furs are on the roll
Though we kinda lost control
Last Fursday Night
Party animals they came
Got too carried with the fame
Played a lot of fursuit games
Last Fursday Night
Dancing ‘til the break of dawn
This is how we party on-on
Ooh ooh
This Fursday night
Do it all again
This Fursday night
Do it all again
Trying to solve the puzzle
It’s right on my greymuzzle
Felt like this con had a war
Beer bottles on hotel floor
Ripped my favorite lovely suit
Got some bills I need to boot
Think I need vanilla coke
But that con done got me broke
Pictures of last con
Ended on FA
I’m screwed
Oh well
It’s a fuzzy blur
But I’m pretty sure it ruled
Damn
Last Fursday Night
Yeah we danced at Tonic Bar
Played loud music in our car
But I think we went too far
Last Fursday Night
Dealt with haters and the trolls
Yet we furs are on the roll
Though we kinda lost control
Last Fursday Night
Party animals they came
Got too carried with the fame
Played a lot of fursuit games
Last Fursday Night
Dancing ‘til the break of dawn
This is how we party on-on
Ooh ooh
This Fursday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Fursday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Fursday night
AC, AC
AC, AC
AC, AC
AC, AC
AC, AC
AC, AC
AC, AC
Last Fursday Night
Yeah we danced at Tonic Bar
Played loud music in our car
But I think we went too far
Last Fursday Night
Dealt with haters and the trolls
Yet we furs are on the roll
Though we kinda lost control
Last Fursday Night
Party animals they came
Got too carried with the fame
Played a lot of fursuit games
Last Fursday Night
Dancing ‘til the break of dawn
This is how we party on-on
Ooh ooh
This Fursday night
Do it all again
Whooooo!
Yeah wooo yeah
*looks around his hotel room and sees a big mess* Huh...? Dafuq...?
*scratches head in question* What the heck happen last night?
Murrsuiters are in my bed
Furry drama in my head
Collars all over the room
Someone’s fursuit in the pool
I smell like a sweaty mutt
Someone did me in the butt
Artists passed out in their den
Got a paw tattoo, don’t know when
Pictures of last con
Ended on FA
I’m screwed
Oh well
It’s a fuzzy blur
But I’m pretty sure it ruled
Damn
Last Fursday Night
Yeah we danced at Tonic Bar
Played loud music in our car
But I think we went too far
Last Fursday Night
Dealt with haters and the trolls
Yet we furs are on the roll
Though we kinda lost control
Last Fursday Night
Party animals they came
Got too carried with the fame
Played a lot of fursuit games
Last Fursday Night
Dancing ‘til the break of dawn
This is how we party on-on
Ooh ooh
This Fursday night
Do it all again
This Fursday night
Do it all again
Trying to solve the puzzle
It’s right on my greymuzzle
Felt like this con had a war
Beer bottles on hotel floor
Ripped my favorite lovely suit
Got some bills I need to boot
Think I need vanilla coke
But that con done got me broke
Pictures of last con
Ended on FA
I’m screwed
Oh well
It’s a fuzzy blur
But I’m pretty sure it ruled
Damn
Last Fursday Night
Yeah we danced at Tonic Bar
Played loud music in our car
But I think we went too far
Last Fursday Night
Dealt with haters and the trolls
Yet we furs are on the roll
Though we kinda lost control
Last Fursday Night
Party animals they came
Got too carried with the fame
Played a lot of fursuit games
Last Fursday Night
Dancing ‘til the break of dawn
This is how we party on-on
Ooh ooh
This Fursday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Fursday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Fursday night
AC, AC
AC, AC
AC, AC
AC, AC
AC, AC
AC, AC
AC, AC
Last Fursday Night
Yeah we danced at Tonic Bar
Played loud music in our car
But I think we went too far
Last Fursday Night
Dealt with haters and the trolls
Yet we furs are on the roll
Though we kinda lost control
Last Fursday Night
Party animals they came
Got too carried with the fame
Played a lot of fursuit games
Last Fursday Night
Dancing ‘til the break of dawn
This is how we party on-on
Ooh ooh
This Fursday night
Do it all again
Whooooo!
Yeah wooo yeah
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