BEHOLD! My Newest TF Creation! Fellas, Are you tired of constantly forgetting things? Ladies, Does that Snobby Slim Model girl constantly make fun of how Big you are? Then Try THESE!!

These Beautiful Gold and Jade Earrings are only one of a thousand pairs made by yours Truely, With the Help of a Witch Doctor. These Earrings can Make your Girl A BIG BEAUTIFUL Animal, But if they're kept on for too long, They will Permanently Fuse with your ears, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life as an Elephant! So far, we've only had a couple of cases of that happening, BUT no Complaints from them, last time I checked. <:3

SO DON'T DELAY! SUPPLIES ARE VERY LIMITED, AND ONCE THEY'RE GONE, THEY'RE GONE! They Make GREAT Gifts for anniversaries, Christmases, Birthdays, Dating gifts, etc.

Try 'em on and Join the Parade Today!