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Everyday was a good day for torture. Well, in Jorgen Von Strangles case, it is. He had just kicked Binky's, his dummy, across fairy world with a single kick. After doing so, he kissed his flexed muscle, pleased by all the hard work he's put into them. Grabbing his large wand, he 'poofs' back to his place.
As he appears in his living room, he walks over to his rocking chair, and slams his butt into it. Then, using his wand, he 'poofs', The Rulez Book, onto a smaller rocking chair, where he flips the Television on, and was in time to see a recording of his exercise montage. And in the background playing was, 'Eye of the Tiger'. And he watched, as his older self was running up Mt. Everest, doing pulls up over an active Volcano in Pompeii, even him dancing in the seventies. It was nice to watch himself work out. After watching the montage for a good three hours, Jorgen flipped the flat screen off, and grabbed his wand. Slamming it on the ground, his body was covered in an explosion. And when it cleared, he wore a pink pajama set, instead of his usual military clothing. He even had a pink hat to match. He pointed the large wand at the book, where it was suddenly surrounded by pink clouds. And it wore a matching hat, similar to Jorgen's. Then the two disappeared into his bedroom, where they were tucked under a bed sheet.
As he laid in sleep, he dreamt of his worse nightmare-- over weight. He saw himself eating plates of cookies, pie, cheeseburgers. Everything, and among them, was not a single protein bar or shake. But as he laid there, he didn't notice that his wand, that was lying against the wall next to him, was slowly falling towards him. And as he awoke, he was banged on the head with the giant star. He rubbed his head, aching from the hundred pound wand. His eyes replaced with pink swirlies, Jorgen removed the blanket, grabbed his wand, and left the large room.
Jorgen reached for the remote, and started to watch, 'Fairy Idol'. He slammed onto the chair, cracks appearing on the floor around where the chair was, and slammed the bottom of his wand upon the ground, where the top glowed bright yellow. And in an pink cloud, appeared junk food all around him. The large fairy reached over for the Double chocolate chip Cookies he had on his lap, and chomped on them loudly. After finishing that plate, he swallowed the mulchy twenty nine cookies, and 'poofed' a carton of milk. He opened the small white carton, and chugged it down. As he chugged, his six pack of a body, started to get a bit chubby, as it popped two buttons on his pajamas. But he wasn't caring. He just kept eating.
And eating.
And eating.
Until he was out of cookies, and milk. And that was about forty pounds later. Jorgen rubbed his tanned, muscular belly, and grabbed the boxes of Ding-Dongs. One by one, he ate them by the hand full, watching the entire season of the series.
And that was about another twenty episodes, each an hour.
Nineteen Episodes.
Ten boxes of Ding Dongs.
Thirteen Twinkies.
Seven Nutty Bars.
Four XXL Large Cheese Pizzas.
Forty Cokes and Root Beers.
And Two Fairy Crunches Later......
Jorgen nearly filled up the entire living room, the TV still going. But he was out about Four Episodes ago. He snored, drooling like a Baby Von Strangle. As the sun came up, it blinded the Large fairy awake. He woke slowly, and stared at himself. He screamed manly like at the sight.
"My Body! My Beautiful Eight Packed Body! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????" He screamed, unable to even lift his arms up. He tried to reach for the wand, but was unable to do that. He looked down at the thirty feet of blubbery fat on his body. He cried, tears filling up his whole house. He moved his body, and saw how jiggily it was, and the waves of fat the moved with him. He passed out from the horror of his new body.
Determined to get his beautiful body back, he spent over a hundred and eleven years working his body to the limits. He also Tivo the new seasons of, 'Fairy Idol'. That showed how determined he was to getting muscular again.

Enjoy!
Image: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9772617/
Everyday was a good day for torture. Well, in Jorgen Von Strangles case, it is. He had just kicked Binky's, his dummy, across fairy world with a single kick. After doing so, he kissed his flexed muscle, pleased by all the hard work he's put into them. Grabbing his large wand, he 'poofs' back to his place.
As he appears in his living room, he walks over to his rocking chair, and slams his butt into it. Then, using his wand, he 'poofs', The Rulez Book, onto a smaller rocking chair, where he flips the Television on, and was in time to see a recording of his exercise montage. And in the background playing was, 'Eye of the Tiger'. And he watched, as his older self was running up Mt. Everest, doing pulls up over an active Volcano in Pompeii, even him dancing in the seventies. It was nice to watch himself work out. After watching the montage for a good three hours, Jorgen flipped the flat screen off, and grabbed his wand. Slamming it on the ground, his body was covered in an explosion. And when it cleared, he wore a pink pajama set, instead of his usual military clothing. He even had a pink hat to match. He pointed the large wand at the book, where it was suddenly surrounded by pink clouds. And it wore a matching hat, similar to Jorgen's. Then the two disappeared into his bedroom, where they were tucked under a bed sheet.
As he laid in sleep, he dreamt of his worse nightmare-- over weight. He saw himself eating plates of cookies, pie, cheeseburgers. Everything, and among them, was not a single protein bar or shake. But as he laid there, he didn't notice that his wand, that was lying against the wall next to him, was slowly falling towards him. And as he awoke, he was banged on the head with the giant star. He rubbed his head, aching from the hundred pound wand. His eyes replaced with pink swirlies, Jorgen removed the blanket, grabbed his wand, and left the large room.
Jorgen reached for the remote, and started to watch, 'Fairy Idol'. He slammed onto the chair, cracks appearing on the floor around where the chair was, and slammed the bottom of his wand upon the ground, where the top glowed bright yellow. And in an pink cloud, appeared junk food all around him. The large fairy reached over for the Double chocolate chip Cookies he had on his lap, and chomped on them loudly. After finishing that plate, he swallowed the mulchy twenty nine cookies, and 'poofed' a carton of milk. He opened the small white carton, and chugged it down. As he chugged, his six pack of a body, started to get a bit chubby, as it popped two buttons on his pajamas. But he wasn't caring. He just kept eating.
And eating.
And eating.
Until he was out of cookies, and milk. And that was about forty pounds later. Jorgen rubbed his tanned, muscular belly, and grabbed the boxes of Ding-Dongs. One by one, he ate them by the hand full, watching the entire season of the series.
And that was about another twenty episodes, each an hour.
Nineteen Episodes.
Ten boxes of Ding Dongs.
Thirteen Twinkies.
Seven Nutty Bars.
Four XXL Large Cheese Pizzas.
Forty Cokes and Root Beers.
And Two Fairy Crunches Later......
Jorgen nearly filled up the entire living room, the TV still going. But he was out about Four Episodes ago. He snored, drooling like a Baby Von Strangle. As the sun came up, it blinded the Large fairy awake. He woke slowly, and stared at himself. He screamed manly like at the sight.
"My Body! My Beautiful Eight Packed Body! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????" He screamed, unable to even lift his arms up. He tried to reach for the wand, but was unable to do that. He looked down at the thirty feet of blubbery fat on his body. He cried, tears filling up his whole house. He moved his body, and saw how jiggily it was, and the waves of fat the moved with him. He passed out from the horror of his new body.
Determined to get his beautiful body back, he spent over a hundred and eleven years working his body to the limits. He also Tivo the new seasons of, 'Fairy Idol'. That showed how determined he was to getting muscular again.
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