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Once again, it's Randall's birthday. The guy's...uhh...lets say latest 30s and go with that.
Anyway! Once again, a good trip to the bar and what followed was something close but not as wild as I heard Party Central was. Anyway, from watching series-es and downing mozzarella sticks...it came as no surprise to me that I essentially ended up the "designated driver" as it were, even more so the moment Spyro face-planted on the counter and started snoring.
As far as I could see, he could lug himself out, or the Gears would do it. Considering it was Randall's birthday, I helped him out. I regretted it about ten seconds later. The guy can be tall on two feet and with so many limps, can be dangerous to facial features if said-guy was riding on bubbles and singing (not a bad voice if I remember right).
Of course, being plastered wasn't the only concern. What goes in must eventually....yeah. And when that stuff is liquid, usually goes fast. Probably the reason why it took so long leading him out was the fact that his own diaper was probably on the verge of leaking from how much he was downing in his birthday daze. And it's MAG for crying out loud! Those things hold a lot! I should...know....
Of course, I would have mentioned to him earlier, but considering the times I've mentioned his own diaper on occasion, a part of my body felt sore for awhile. While I don't see him as a violent drunk, I wasn't about to get a glass container up the head commenting about his state at the time.
Anyway, with Alma's pestering (concern really, but at the time, I already knew, so it was pestering to me) to get him to a changing area, I had to indulge in several mumbled songs and swing-dodging that I should earn a merit badge. Wasn't too bad, kind of funny heheh. Once I finally managed to get him in, I bolted. Maybe not run-bolted, but I wasn't about to be pulled in when the auto-changer had trouble with the drunk-sodden-monster.
Turns out....I was right heheh.
YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL HE DID NOT BREAK OFF ANY OF THE ARMS AZUL...
What? He's not that strong. Plus, ain't that equipment suppose to handle things? Heheh.
THE FACTORY SETTINGS ARE FOR YOUNGER INDIVIDUALS AZUL. I BELIEVE LIZARD MONSTERS FOUR TIMES THE HEIGHT WERE NOT INCLUDED IN THEM. AND I DO NOT BELIEVE THOSE WHO IT IS SET FOR WOULD EVER CONSUME MENTAL BEVERAGES SUCH AS---
Ok ok, I get your point....DID change him right?
WHEN HE SOBERED UP AND REALIZED HOW DIFFICULT HE WAS MAKING THINGS TO HAVE HIS DELUGED DIAPER CHANGED....
Wow. *shrugs* Maybe he was the same when he WAS in those "factory setting years* you mentioned ha!
Anyway! Once again, a good trip to the bar and what followed was something close but not as wild as I heard Party Central was. Anyway, from watching series-es and downing mozzarella sticks...it came as no surprise to me that I essentially ended up the "designated driver" as it were, even more so the moment Spyro face-planted on the counter and started snoring.
As far as I could see, he could lug himself out, or the Gears would do it. Considering it was Randall's birthday, I helped him out. I regretted it about ten seconds later. The guy can be tall on two feet and with so many limps, can be dangerous to facial features if said-guy was riding on bubbles and singing (not a bad voice if I remember right).
Of course, being plastered wasn't the only concern. What goes in must eventually....yeah. And when that stuff is liquid, usually goes fast. Probably the reason why it took so long leading him out was the fact that his own diaper was probably on the verge of leaking from how much he was downing in his birthday daze. And it's MAG for crying out loud! Those things hold a lot! I should...know....
Of course, I would have mentioned to him earlier, but considering the times I've mentioned his own diaper on occasion, a part of my body felt sore for awhile. While I don't see him as a violent drunk, I wasn't about to get a glass container up the head commenting about his state at the time.
Anyway, with Alma's pestering (concern really, but at the time, I already knew, so it was pestering to me) to get him to a changing area, I had to indulge in several mumbled songs and swing-dodging that I should earn a merit badge. Wasn't too bad, kind of funny heheh. Once I finally managed to get him in, I bolted. Maybe not run-bolted, but I wasn't about to be pulled in when the auto-changer had trouble with the drunk-sodden-monster.
Turns out....I was right heheh.
YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL HE DID NOT BREAK OFF ANY OF THE ARMS AZUL...
What? He's not that strong. Plus, ain't that equipment suppose to handle things? Heheh.
THE FACTORY SETTINGS ARE FOR YOUNGER INDIVIDUALS AZUL. I BELIEVE LIZARD MONSTERS FOUR TIMES THE HEIGHT WERE NOT INCLUDED IN THEM. AND I DO NOT BELIEVE THOSE WHO IT IS SET FOR WOULD EVER CONSUME MENTAL BEVERAGES SUCH AS---
Ok ok, I get your point....DID change him right?
WHEN HE SOBERED UP AND REALIZED HOW DIFFICULT HE WAS MAKING THINGS TO HAVE HIS DELUGED DIAPER CHANGED....
Wow. *shrugs* Maybe he was the same when he WAS in those "factory setting years* you mentioned ha!
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Hey, that was several hours of work including being knocked out cold
As far as I know, NO 0_-
WHILE I MAY HAVE TO REVIEW RECORDINGS...I BELIEVE THAT PROBLEM WOULD BE HANDLED BY SERVICE BOTS. IN TERMS OF "LEAKS", YES, THEY ARE HANDLED QUITE EFFICIENTLY, WITH PANELS THAT AUTOMATICALLY COVER SENSITIVE EQUIPMENT...
Wasn't he usually wearing nothing? Even so, I agree
As far as I know, NO 0_-
WHILE I MAY HAVE TO REVIEW RECORDINGS...I BELIEVE THAT PROBLEM WOULD BE HANDLED BY SERVICE BOTS. IN TERMS OF "LEAKS", YES, THEY ARE HANDLED QUITE EFFICIENTLY, WITH PANELS THAT AUTOMATICALLY COVER SENSITIVE EQUIPMENT...
Wasn't he usually wearing nothing? Even so, I agree
MR. BOGGS IS GENERALLY PASSIVE ABOUT SUCH A RITUAL. HE USUALLY EMPLOYS UNDEVELOPED CONVERSATION AS A WAY TO DISTRACT HIMSELF FROM THE MOMENT. OUR CONVERSATIONS HAVE, FROM TIME TO TIME, BEEN VERY INFORMATIVE.
Don't know why a person wouldn't be mature about it
CHILD PERSONALITIES AZUL, IN MOST SENTIENT BEINGS. YOU INCLUDED.
....I'm not childish 0_-
Don't know why a person wouldn't be mature about it
CHILD PERSONALITIES AZUL, IN MOST SENTIENT BEINGS. YOU INCLUDED.
....I'm not childish 0_-
AS A DISTRACTION FROM RECEIVING A NEW DIAPER, YES. IT IS MOSTLY QUESTIONS ON HIS WORLD AND SOCIETY MAKE-UP. SOME THINGS HE, OBVIOUSLY, IS RELUCTANT TO DISCUSS.
IT IS FASCINATING, FOR INSTANCE, HOW MANY MONSTERS CONSUME REFUSE WITHOUT VARIOUS BACTERIA DESTROYING THEIR BODIES.
...just lost my appetite.
And...true dat, it's him!
IT IS FASCINATING, FOR INSTANCE, HOW MANY MONSTERS CONSUME REFUSE WITHOUT VARIOUS BACTERIA DESTROYING THEIR BODIES.
...just lost my appetite.
And...true dat, it's him!
The ability to have an immune system that neutralizes various threats that most species would have difficulty ignoring is a worthy line of discussion. A shame Randall isn't exactly a Monster Biologist there. But given that he is a monster himself, you have a living sample to analyze! Plus I doubt Randall's going around eating garbage on the ship, so very adaptable consumption there!
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