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What is Wilson dreaming of?
You tell me.
You tell me.
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A particularly seductive door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesperson and the various ways they can demonstrate their wares. The thought of the vacuum cleaner lifting a bowling ball with ease and the tremendous thud as the vacuum cleaner is turned off, proving it's no trick.
The thought of the salesperson then asking if you have any shaggy carpet that they could use to show off the tremendous cleaning power of the cyclonic beauty. The thought of hearing "just use my fur!" slip from your mouth. The ultimate fantasy of the salesperson saying "okay!" and asking you to lie down as he prepares the setup.
The tremendous visions of the salesperson first sprinkling toast crumbs through your lush, luxurious fur, getting in all the nooks and crannies. Only the most powerful of vacuums could get them out now!
And finally, the almost incomprehensibly great feeling of that cyclonic wonder, with its carpet-cleaner attachment, running through your fur, loosening the crumbs from where they nestle and then being briskly escorted to the spinning chamber so designed not to lose suction even when filled with dust.
Or is that just my dreams?
The thought of the salesperson then asking if you have any shaggy carpet that they could use to show off the tremendous cleaning power of the cyclonic beauty. The thought of hearing "just use my fur!" slip from your mouth. The ultimate fantasy of the salesperson saying "okay!" and asking you to lie down as he prepares the setup.
The tremendous visions of the salesperson first sprinkling toast crumbs through your lush, luxurious fur, getting in all the nooks and crannies. Only the most powerful of vacuums could get them out now!
And finally, the almost incomprehensibly great feeling of that cyclonic wonder, with its carpet-cleaner attachment, running through your fur, loosening the crumbs from where they nestle and then being briskly escorted to the spinning chamber so designed not to lose suction even when filled with dust.
Or is that just my dreams?
Cheese, wine, caviar, Hors d'oeuvres, and exquisite pampering. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M79o6f2TRX0
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