Okay, where to begin explaining...

Two of my all-time favorite movies are Lion King and Fight Club. I don't remember exactly when but one day, years ago, I was mulling the two stories over in my head, when it occurred to me -- as unlikely as it seems, if you combine the two in just the right way...it actually kind of works!

Its hard to explain what exactly this is, because it is both stories, and neither. Like combining sodium and chlorine together to make tasty salt, I mixed the two stories together into something I hope you'll all enjoy.

This is the first chapter. I put it into movie script format, using the Fight Club movie script as a guide. NOTE: It will only make sense if you've seen both Lion King and Fight Club. Also, this is a work-in-progress. Parts of the story may be missing simply because I haven't figured out how to work them in yet. Suggestions and ideas are welcome. Otherwise, please cope until I do it myself. If enough people like this first chapter, I'll continue working on more.

Also, if anyone can think up a good name for this parody, please let me know. Thanks for reading!