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That's right, ladies and gentlemen, consider the pants. You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day.
The great men of our time have all worn pants. Roosevelt, Churchill, de Gaulle, Ghandi -- well, almost all of them.
Dolphins. One of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No, but they wish they did. That's how smart they are!
What keeps our legs all warm and hot?
Pants!
What prevents a buffalo shot?
Pants!
What do they got that I ain't got?
PANTS!
Ha-ha, You can say that again...
Huh?
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, consider the pants. You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day.
The great men of our time have all worn pants. Roosevelt, Churchill, de Gaulle, Ghandi -- well, almost all of them.
Dolphins. One of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No, but they wish they did. That's how smart they are!
What keeps our legs all warm and hot?
Pants!
What prevents a buffalo shot?
Pants!
What do they got that I ain't got?
PANTS!
Ha-ha, You can say that again...
Huh?
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
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