You are one of them
everything but femme
I won't be fooled again
you've got the same kind of specs as the sex of men

I believe in Simone de Beauvoir
I believe that life's a film noir
I know the role that you play so save your clichés
I wasn't born yesterday so don't try to say:

"I'm not typical, and Simone? - you are just cynical
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all"
All men are pigs
All men are pigs

YCH Auction! You are bidding to be either the femme (which can be either female or a Herm) or to be the man (Must be a man)
This is based off of the song by Studio Killers, All Men Are Pigs which, if you haven't heard it, is a very catchy song.

THIS CAN EITHER BE CLEAN OR ADULT WHICH IS AT THE DISCRETION OF THE WINNERS.

Rules:
1. You must bid in increments of $5
2. All bids start at $5
3. You may buy both characters if you so choose
4. You cannot remove your bid once you have posted it.
5. Payment must be recieved by April 25th. If payment is not received, I will contact the next highest bidder.
6. Auction ends on April 23rd at 10PM CST.
7. Art will be full color much like my others.
8. Be kind and don't hate on anyone in the comments.
9. Autobid for each character is $50. If you want both characters, autobuy is $75.