This is fantastic! and don't down play your abilities! I really like this one as well!

I'm glad to hear that. I don't play too much, but i feel bad when I start playing one game and don't see the ending :) I finished Prey this way... It was horrible, I forced myself to play this shit. It was like killing fly that was bothering you in the morning.

Hah, I understand, It was like playing the end of Oblivion. Yeah the game is grate, but the main quest was lacking a bit. So i know what thats like man. Raise your fist in triumph! XD

The secret is, that old games dont want to make us belive that it is real....

Amen.

Somebody's missed out on Half-Life 2.

nah half-life was way better

You're kidding me, right? Half-Life was a great game, but Half-Life 2 improved on it in almost every way.

name me one thing that they improved on and i'll give you two thing they made worse like the bland enviroments, boring weapons and laughable enemies

The weapons were the same as they were in Half-Life 1. Almost to a T. You can't insult those without insulting the first.

The enemies were good for what they were. They fit the game well, and could pose a threat to you. None of them were overpowered or pathetic.

Half-Life 2 improved on the voicework, the graphics, the controls, the level design, and even the HUD was spruced up.

Oh and it got rid of Half-Life's bullshit jumping puzzles.

lol not a T when a third of the weapons are missing such as the tau cannon though it is technically in HL2, Gluon Gun awesome weapon, hornet gun, snarks, satchel charges and laser trip mines perfect foe traps.
As for enemies the hardcore marines seem more interesting than the combine and hound eyes, bullsquids and vortagaunts livened the combat up.
The combine seem more like the storm troopers from starwars and the striders seem like there from war of the worlds, the Gargantua is a lot more scary then anything from the combine.
How are the controls better in half life 2? there the same though more sluggish and the hud maybe betterish but the HEV suit voice might aswell not exist.
Jumping puzzles a much better than doing the same shitty see-saw puzzle all the time and the graphics and voice work part is soon to be fixed ;)
http://www.blackmesasource.com/
Black Mesa: A Half-Life 2 modification

Why do you think I said 'almost'?
I get the feeling you didn't even play very far into Half-Life 2. While the primary enemy tends to be Combine soldiers, there are a lot more than just those and Striders.
The controls are tighter, and you're less likely to fuck up a jump and go skidding to your death. And I don't get the point you're making with the HEV suit voice.

And no, jumping puzzles in First-person shooters are NOT better than see-saw puzzles.

Yes I did. I liked the HL, though.

Among the recent FPP games Bioshock was pretty decent. I can't say that about Crysis - it was so damn boring and schematic.

Crysis is just Facry with extra eye-candy and bioshock was a big disappointment in the sense it is FAR too easy even on the hard mode.
Heres some video reviews on them
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vid.....ion/4-BioShock
Zero Punctuation : BioShock
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vid.....tion/21-Crysis
Zero Punctuation : Crysis

You know those are for comedy reasons, right? Yahtzee isn't quite a serious reviewer. He does it more for the funny than for the informative.

That isn't to say he doesn't make good points.

whats wrong with some fun ;)

yea some old games are great but those ones with the very early 3d graphics but make my eyes hurt and feel sick,

You miss so much then :)

but i get to keep my dinner down lol

W unreala nie grałem ten art przypomina mi Half Life, ma klimat

Looks awesome. Love the perspective and coloring :P

Unreall... ta gra zawsze bedzie biłą na łep i szyje Quake'a 3 arene.....

Why automag? Power up your dispersion pistol instead!

I remember those days beating the Unreal 1 campaign in cooperative multiplayer over and over and over... I miss it :P