The first of most likely many Lizard Original Characters. Paden lives on an island with many other Lizards. Despite the look, none of them wore diapers, at first. Then one day, Paden found a wrecked ship with numerous items he had never seen before. The first were several white sheets with holes in them and strange metal curved things.

At first, Paden thought the sheets were blankets and the metal curved things were sewing needles. Then one day, a traveler stopped on the Island briefly to do a documentary on the lizards. During a break in Filming, the Traveler stayed at Paden's house, where the Traveler identified the items as a diaper and safety pin, showing Paden how to use them.

Paden liked how soft the diapers felt and began wearing them in private. One day, he really had to go to the bathroom and accidentally used the diaper, which he thought saved a lot of time. Because of these 2 reasons, Paden began wearing diapers under his loincloth, which he told everyone was “to keep his bum from getting cold”.

Paden has yet to reveal his interest to the other Lizards, as they Shun foreign items and may label him a Heretic. Because of this, Paden feels ashamed of his interest and calls himself “Pagan” which may eventually lead to a split personality. Regardless, he continues to wear them this day. In this pic, someone walked in on him before he could get his loincloth back on.