Hey youse!

Ise Mordirg Bulgebeef, and as da name implies ise got alotta beef in mys bulge! S’alright if youse feels ya gotta stare, but don’t be droolin’ all over mys leather bikini! Made ‘n’ stitched th’ thing myselfs, an’ lemme tell youse it was a damn pain! Plus Ise hear water makes leather shrink some, tho ise don’t know; Ise don’t bathe all dat much. Ise was drawn up quite some time ago, and finaly dat lazy bum got around t’ colorin’ me! Ise hears he’s got alotta udder orks wut needs colorin’, an’ we had a wrasslin’ match t’ see who’d git t’ be colored first, but ise beat dem all! Hur hur, dumb elflovurs, nobody beats Mordirg at pit wrasslin’!

Ise was drawn up in pencil, den inked, shoved up in dat photoshop program colored all nice like then plastere in dis group. Don’t ise got such a handsome mug and big tusks? They’s not only big, but good ‘n’ sharp, Ise been filin’ them with a rock! Ise don’t brush ‘em much tho’, cuz Ise hate mint leaves, ise also hate dentists!, so dose goons at the ADA better watch their backs!

-Mordirg Bulgebeef