
As usual with pencil pieces, this didn't scan well. But I did my best.
Puquanah, wearing his transitioning winter-summer coat, prepares Ransom to go into a battle that may well take his life. The coyote has a little something to tell him before he goes, though. . . .
The original for this piece will be up in the AC Art Show. . .
WHICH, fate willing, is where and when I will finally release this novel. 'Off The Beaten Path' may be making its debut at AC this year. Here's hoping!
If you haven't read this story yet, and you're intrigued, it's free. You can read it here - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11578732
Puquanah, wearing his transitioning winter-summer coat, prepares Ransom to go into a battle that may well take his life. The coyote has a little something to tell him before he goes, though. . . .
The original for this piece will be up in the AC Art Show. . .
WHICH, fate willing, is where and when I will finally release this novel. 'Off The Beaten Path' may be making its debut at AC this year. Here's hoping!
If you haven't read this story yet, and you're intrigued, it's free. You can read it here - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11578732
Category Artwork (Traditional) / General Furry Art
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"Ransom"
"Yeah Puck?"
"I'm pregnant. It's yours. You better come back alive."
"Oka- WHAT??? Since when did you turn into a girl?"
"Blame the Furries. Some of those pervy bastards are imagining me pregnant with your butt-babies as hard as their filthy little minds can."
"God-Damn Furries."
"Yep."
"I'm coming back alive. Just so I can murder those pervs myself. . . Love you Puck."
"Yeah Puck?"
"I'm pregnant. It's yours. You better come back alive."
"Oka- WHAT??? Since when did you turn into a girl?"
"Blame the Furries. Some of those pervy bastards are imagining me pregnant with your butt-babies as hard as their filthy little minds can."
"God-Damn Furries."
"Yep."
"I'm coming back alive. Just so I can murder those pervs myself. . . Love you Puck."
This is the best comment on this website I've seen all month. Bravo.
Can this be a fanfiction someplace? Things don't get respect on the internet until the fandom has one fanfiction that no one ever - EVER - talks about. Something like 'Squick' or "A Pokemon Story" or something.
They all need a fanfic no one talks about, a fanfic people like to pretend is canon, and a fanfic so goddamn sad it makes you tear up just remembering it. Just imagine the fanfiction we can write! Puck with Crow, where they debate epistemology while having ghost sex inside each other. Connall and Grant's gruff moonlit night. Laesom and Ransom's steamy therapy sessions. "Boogie Nights in the Pit of the Wraith Lion." I'm imaging fanfiction that no one's been insane enough to write yet... ^u^
Can this be a fanfiction someplace? Things don't get respect on the internet until the fandom has one fanfiction that no one ever - EVER - talks about. Something like 'Squick' or "A Pokemon Story" or something.
They all need a fanfic no one talks about, a fanfic people like to pretend is canon, and a fanfic so goddamn sad it makes you tear up just remembering it. Just imagine the fanfiction we can write! Puck with Crow, where they debate epistemology while having ghost sex inside each other. Connall and Grant's gruff moonlit night. Laesom and Ransom's steamy therapy sessions. "Boogie Nights in the Pit of the Wraith Lion." I'm imaging fanfiction that no one's been insane enough to write yet... ^u^
....that's a punishment? ^u^ I can kinda understand, but I'm probably exaggerating the size of aforesaid dildos. But your disobediant fox gives us the funniest of comments.
I have the urge to draw crow-on-Puck and call it "If We Shadows Do Offend..." God, I'm terrible.
I have the urge to draw crow-on-Puck and call it "If We Shadows Do Offend..." God, I'm terrible.
Oh! OOOH! Aagh! You absolutely monstrous tease, you! (starts Lucille Ball crying in a swishy way while flapping wrists around) You beast! Locking up the hot dogs... oh! Look but don't touch, always "Look but don't touch!" (stares at you with hurt eyes not really in an angry way but desperately more of an excuse to act as Fire Island stereotype as I possibly can)
Weeeeeelll.... Don't hate me for this, but the wall behind the display shelves has a 48-hour looping video-marathon of models trying these toys out, on themselves and each other. Balls, Cocks, Jizz EVERYWHERE.
But yeah..... I'm not a tease. I just like to tease this hapless Foxy....
But yeah..... I'm not a tease. I just like to tease this hapless Foxy....
I imagine he's been pretty bad to warrant such cruel treatment! 0.0
I remember one story where Master filled the house with TV screens showing infinite porn loops, about half of which was of pet himself, then left him in a cage for a week, and forbade him from turning off the porn. His brain was probably broken by the time the week was up.... Eep!
I remember one story where Master filled the house with TV screens showing infinite porn loops, about half of which was of pet himself, then left him in a cage for a week, and forbade him from turning off the porn. His brain was probably broken by the time the week was up.... Eep!
I sense major spoilers, but this is too damn deep... I am glad they had time to steel themselves to the other's death. But I love (as I'm crying) at that air of finality they both have. Wishing him severe luck. Give me a sec to cry.
And I will say, facing otherwolves without clothing atop your fur would be certainly more dangerous! I mean, old-timey gun duels used to be deadly because the bullet would force absolutely filthy clothing into an open wound, but if you have fur between yourself and the clothing, it wouldn't as easily penetrate or be all that filthy next-to-your-skin in the first place. (I do know of a surgeon who went to a gun duel in his birthday suit for that exact reason, his opponent simply called it off.)
And I will say, facing otherwolves without clothing atop your fur would be certainly more dangerous! I mean, old-timey gun duels used to be deadly because the bullet would force absolutely filthy clothing into an open wound, but if you have fur between yourself and the clothing, it wouldn't as easily penetrate or be all that filthy next-to-your-skin in the first place. (I do know of a surgeon who went to a gun duel in his birthday suit for that exact reason, his opponent simply called it off.)
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