ROFL

Most excellent!

You may trust that I check my cars THOROUGHLY before buying...

Nice someup strip ^.^

This guy brings a whole new meaning to Auto-eroticism...

And I can't BELIEVE that pun was left lying out there this long, untouched. :)

maybe he is auto-manic?

While he sure is not your standard driver he likes to clutch his cars while driving home.

that one made me cry and Saab....

ah. one day they will e-Volvo for sure.

There is just something about a pick-up man privative as he can be.

You know he will never Dodge an opportunity to Fornicate On the Road Drunk.

and probably fuck like a Rabbit.

especially if it is a Fox

the Skylarks sing it from the sky, he rode his Mustang like a Bronco all the way down to Mobile.

Somewhere in that Mobile Suburban neighborhood he found a Cherokee trail Blazer who lead him to Pontiac's Grand Prix. Because Pontiac kept a GTO on the side Lamberginni avoided Contact.

(Contact?)
That's where he found a Wildcat the size of a Buick, and chased it downt the road like Cheetah goes after an Impala. His actions were fluid as Mecury, and the result was Continental.

Still not satisfied he chased off a Colt and came into a Pinto while screaming like a Cougar. Spent he retired to the Lincoln bead room to rest and plot how he might become the Regal Monarch and enjoy enough Grand Marque to satisfy his Testarosa

[Lamberginni Contact Italian sports car of the 1960's 1970's]

after a while he flew a Sparrow to Granada and rode a Capri down to Cortina via Versailles, Taunus and Eifel. crazy from the heat he took off with a Corsair to Marbella where a Consul gave shelter from a Bora which had a crush on him. a Falcon took him to a Corvette which drove him back to america chased by a Firefly.

(ah. you meant Lamborghini Countach.)

Where Plymouth used a Duster to chase off the Firefly. After catching a quickie with a Volkswagen and making a Passat at a Cherokee he relaxed while lubricating his collection of Toyotas.

Celica and her mom, Carina, made him known with a Starlet, and he felt like HiLux polishing his Crown. later a Miata came along leading him astray, and he busted the Cherry of a Bluebird. he fell in love with a Samurai who Carryd him away into the Sunliner.

**Bowes and acknowledges defeat.***

shit. I thought we could continue some more...

allright. *bows* I call it even.

let's hope he blinks right before turning off...

I suspect he is more of s hand signal man

probably. hands are on the wheel, but the rest?

With practice you can steer with that, or so I am told.

looks like he can drive stick after all.

Or at least work a hand cranked starter.

that's when he is in a key position to turn the engine.

And there is enough Spark

he'd just have to watch the flywheel.

and avoid getting his crank cought in the Fan

uh... okay, you win that round. :)

crank = Navy term for penis.

I figured that much. I just can't think up a good follow-up line for this.
your point. ;)

When I went through Navy Boot camp the drill instructors were struggling with cleaning up their language. I cant tell you how often I heard some Navy chief threttin to put some "swinging dick's crank" into some moving machine and turn it on. Only to be followed immediately by some verreasion on "Dam I didn't say that and if the Zeros hear it we will all be in the shit pile."

Probably not the change in language leadership was hopping fore

bad habits die hard. the badder the harder they die. XD

http://jalopnik.com/cars/ewww/drago.....ars-306619.php

Been a big meme on that site for ages now. But hey, who can't resist the big ol'booty on a Porsche 911 Turbo, or the purty little mouth of a Ford SportKa?
'cause all us petrolheads have a little dragon in us.

Oh and didn't you know Henry Ford was a dragon and liked to fuck cars?

http://jalopnik.com/382173/henry-fo.....d-to-fuck-cars

but he wasn't satisfied with Cadillac performanche, so he decided to build his own sex-objects. :)

oh, and they had to top it off with The Cars. :) hilarious!

We saw something on the news about it too, they did a documentary on the weirdo.
I just love this weird wacky world in which we live.