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Here we go again...
The kind and thoughtful folks at Bad Dragon (specifically,
varka and 
evalion ) decided to get me a belated birthday gift. This is the THIRD TIME NOW that I've gotten unexpected packages from Bad Dragon. They are so generous, aren't they, guys? Sending dragon dildos out of the goodness of their heart to someone who explicitly doesn't want to own dragon dildos.... gosh, it's heart-warming enough to make a man cry.
I open up the carefully and lovingly sealed package, and what do I find? A letter, some Bad Dragon accessories that I would never use in public, a box of pocky, and... OH LOOK, ANOTHER DRAGON DILDO.
But wait! This isn't any ordinary dragon dildo...
its a DRAGON DILDO RAPE WHISTLE.
http://puu.sh/8ua8d/10b2b4f39c.jpg
http://puu.sh/8ua4V/601112e629.jpg
http://puu.sh/8ua9i/d30ae5b63d.jpg
Yes, that hole you see in the third picture is the exit port for the whistle that's inside. Thats where the air blows out. As for what part you put your lips on and blow in to.... well, you can take a good guess. >_<
Oh joy. More stuff to add to the "Box 'o things I have to keep locked and hidden from everyone and am paranoid over someone discovering" :|
This abomination was created in response to this comic: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12942605/
I did a video of me opening the box, but that's only being shared privately amongst people I know. The rest of you get this comic version. I said a few choice words in the video, but I'll leave the floor to you guys: comment away.
Oh and in case anyone is confused, no this is not a part of the Dragon Days comic. Its its own thing.
The kind and thoughtful folks at Bad Dragon (specifically,
varka and 
evalion ) decided to get me a belated birthday gift. This is the THIRD TIME NOW that I've gotten unexpected packages from Bad Dragon. They are so generous, aren't they, guys? Sending dragon dildos out of the goodness of their heart to someone who explicitly doesn't want to own dragon dildos.... gosh, it's heart-warming enough to make a man cry.I open up the carefully and lovingly sealed package, and what do I find? A letter, some Bad Dragon accessories that I would never use in public, a box of pocky, and... OH LOOK, ANOTHER DRAGON DILDO.
But wait! This isn't any ordinary dragon dildo...
its a DRAGON DILDO RAPE WHISTLE.
http://puu.sh/8ua8d/10b2b4f39c.jpg
http://puu.sh/8ua4V/601112e629.jpg
http://puu.sh/8ua9i/d30ae5b63d.jpg
Yes, that hole you see in the third picture is the exit port for the whistle that's inside. Thats where the air blows out. As for what part you put your lips on and blow in to.... well, you can take a good guess. >_<
Oh joy. More stuff to add to the "Box 'o things I have to keep locked and hidden from everyone and am paranoid over someone discovering" :|
This abomination was created in response to this comic: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12942605/
I did a video of me opening the box, but that's only being shared privately amongst people I know. The rest of you get this comic version. I said a few choice words in the video, but I'll leave the floor to you guys: comment away.
Oh and in case anyone is confused, no this is not a part of the Dragon Days comic. Its its own thing.
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Western Dragon
Size 913 x 1280px
File Size 285.2 kB
Perhaps now you can use my idea of a plunger to use as a weapon against these tormentors?
Or....(hands you a box) perhaps what's in this box?
(Auspher opens box, inside is a Proton Pack)
Now, they may not be ghosts, but this thing will STING when the proton beam strikes living beings.
I've (ahem) adjusted the settings, as it originally vaporises them...now it just REALLY hurts.
As for everyone else...WHY are you tormenting Auspher like this? If you're going to send him things, why not a few female toys, eh? (no...wait, don't get any ideas!)
Or....(hands you a box) perhaps what's in this box?
(Auspher opens box, inside is a Proton Pack)
Now, they may not be ghosts, but this thing will STING when the proton beam strikes living beings.
I've (ahem) adjusted the settings, as it originally vaporises them...now it just REALLY hurts.
As for everyone else...WHY are you tormenting Auspher like this? If you're going to send him things, why not a few female toys, eh? (no...wait, don't get any ideas!)
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