Wow... those were some greasy fries!

You're a greasy fry

DAMN MANSON, ALWAYS KILLING PEOPLE WITH MINIONS AND MIND CONTROL.

I was there when Metalwoof had his "revelation!"

As a natural born artist one can never tell when I will have a paradigm shift.

*bows* I'm not worthy......

Oh shit...

Paradigm shifted again. Now I'm a dolphin!

Kee Kee Kee

LOL @ Handcuffs

Those are actually my handcuffs from work, used for legitimate purposes, unlike what metal has intentions for using them for

LOL good timing xD I knew they were yours...

LOL I took a second look a the pic after I commented... hmmm do those belong to Zoober?? :0

Well, the good news is Metal now knows how to operate a double-lock

:0 double lock? ^^;; never heard of it xD *doesn't know anything about lockable cuffs*

just makes so they don't get tighter, so when I'm flinging some asshole around, he can't sue because I broke his wrist off...

:D ahh thats pretty smart! mind if i watch you? you're pretty cool ^^

He's not as cool as he seems.

I'm cooler.

I have a comb shaped like a switchblade. Now who's cool.

xD you!

You guys ate at Arby's?

3 Beef and Cheddars for $5...

I wasn't going to eat all three, but then I did. Now my belt is tight again

Where you at the apartment this morning?

MW and I had the 4 for $5, and a drink and potato cakes, with the now infamous wrapper!

Yeah, I got off work early and decided to come by. Needed to drop off rent money anyway. Was going to come out and say hi when I heard you get up, but when the options are cuddling the mate or greeting the roommate...well...sorry

Don't worry about it

*holds gun to head and pulls trigger*

Hey, I expect there to still be an apartment and roommates when I go to move back in, you can't go killing yourself! We'll hang sometime...somehow

That Chadfoxx is a real slut, isn't he? Screamers are fun though

Just a friendly heads up.

Don't come home Friday.

I plan engaging in some disturbing, non-christian, and unconventional sexual practices in the apartment and I think it's probably going to spill out in the bathroom, hallway and dining room; the balcony for sure.

It would be best if you gave Ronin a reason to leave the apartment too as he is really a stickler for smells. I plan on getting us evicted

correction: going to spill out INTO the bathroom

Btw, you need to fix one of the frames of your icon, the sparkle is way too far off from the eye

You need to fix your icon.

There's only one frame, and it sucks!

I was thinking about trying to make a fender-suit, but decided it's far too much effort.

Are you SURE it's one frame? Maybe it's 10 frames, but they're all the same

No worries there, I'll actually be out of the state. We're visiting my sister and my new niece over the weekend.

I dunno what to do to get Ronin out of there as he certainly can't come with me to my sister's...but hey, he won't be in until like 1am Saturday morning, so just confine that to your room by then.

Hey! There will be NONE of that in the apartment! I know what your friend is planning, and it is expressly forbidden within our apartment...until we get a proper glass table anyway

You can't forbid a damn thing. Like you said, you're out of the state.
Now there's nothing that can stop me.

Oh, and I thought about that 1:00am deadline. I'm just not sure I can have the whole apartment cleaned and febreezed by then.

*hands fang a toothbrush and a bucket of soapy water*

Get to work my sissy lil' foot rest. You have a lot of work to do.

It's apartment rules, whether you follow them or not is up to you really :P
I noticed you're not objecting to what I implied the activity was...

Hey, did all the emoticons stop working for you? I get "http://static.furaffinity.net/image.....lies/evil.png" now.

Yes, the emoticons are busted.

Also, since when do the apartment rules include [CENSORED]

I didn't see it on the lease and I didn't hear a vote.

note: my vote counts for 2.5 people

It was in really small font, you didn't catch that?

Psst, we take all votes while you're gone anyway...

murr..grease :p

Have to keep things slick. Friction is the enemy.

o0 I never thought such fries would be so greasy.... but that is one funny coincidence! xD

>.> surprisingly more greasy then MicDonald's fries...

I believe these were potato cakes.

Not that it matters, still greasy.

Yes, those were potato cakes. I love em, but yeah, they're greaseyyyy!

LOL greasy food makes me thirsty and almost seem to lose my abitite xD so if I smell grease in my house every day I wouldn't be eating... >.> which is strange.

In that case you should choose where we eat

Hmmm... looks like Charles Manson... but the 'was it love at first bite for you too' slogan is very Jeffrey Dahmer... HHHMMMMMM

I was going to change it to "love at first stab" but I didn't want to alter the glory of the photo.

Oh, ok. By the way, can you fuck me? Please? Right between my butt-cheeks? I promise I'll scream.

I'll try to work you into my busy schedule.

Looks like I have some time next week after my flute class.

You're just begging for me to make some awful pun, aren't you? Huh? You want me to give you a good, hard pun? Yea... yea... I'll give you a pun... oh god, will I ever give you a pun....! ENJOY YOUR SKIN FLUTE CLASS, FAG!! ... ... ... I'm so sorry.

Oh Shit!

This one has mood swings.

I'm actually a very... very... calm... stable... STABLE person. Very CALM. EXTREMELY STABLE!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

No going crazy and killing my roommate, okay? A little scarring never hurt anyone though...well, not permanently...wait...uh...well, he'll live anyway >_>

I kill who I want! But no worries, I'm not in a murderous mood at the moment. And that's my peace offering of alliteration from me to you. Cheers. :)

How about a compromise? Instead of killing him, you kill his plushies! Or tie him down and ride his c...err, or something

Plushies are already dead to me. DEAD! Every single one of those rotten little bastards. But... uhhh... that second idea... sounds utterly fabulous to me. FABULOUS, I say!

Perfect then, he already has the equipment set up in his room XD

He should come to my room! Hell, you should, too! I have enough 'equipment' to scare the virginity out of a cloistered nun.

I'm very far from a virgin, and a limited number of people I'll sleep with. Thanks for the offer though ^_~

Oh geez. There goes what's left of my reputation! Truth me told, I don't sleep around, either. I was just living up the stereotype of a whorish fox. :) MetalWoof is still wicked hot, though!

*laughs* I had assumed you were joking to at least some degree.
Metal has been a fun roommate to have, that's all I'll say there >_>

Oh hi

fries

33,000 grams of fat

fatty Mcpatty

1: They are potato cakes, not that it matters.

2: They weren't mine, not that I didn't eat my share of beef and cheddar.

3: Don't try and use shocking statistics on me, it will only make me eat bacon fat to spite you.

LOL thats awesome!

They better had been curly fries. Their homestyle are fuckin' nasty.

Tater Cakes

Eh, those will do I suppose.

That should go on eBay. Virgin Mary Toast eat your heart out!

True.

Unless of course I alread tossed it in the garbage and covered it with scumbags, cigar carcasses, and Mickey's bottles, hang grenades of course.

A fortune lost,