LOTSA jokes, dude.

And all so funny.

I read a couple and LOL'ED... HARD!!!

^U^

Gotta admit, Me, Leo and Chuong all had fun putting all this together. ^_^

Kinda like the guys who did the "Potter Puppet Pals: Elder Swear" scene... XP I think... XP

Is that something I should avoid?

Censored but, hilarious! XP

I'll take your word for that.

Lol.

Cipriano/Cecil: How do you hijack a bus to my country of Cuba?

Zax: Bendraqi is far from skinny!

Chuong: Tall? And I thought I was the tall one! I'm the big alpha wolf here!

Youta: *is seen running* BOOMER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Zax: Oh crap! Someone brought Left 4 Dead to life! We better run before the boomers start coming!

*the UN1024s start running for their lives as the terrorists do the same*

Cripto: Bendraqi?! Is that you?

Leo: Make it stop!

*Cripto frantically uses his powers to get rid of the Left 4 Dead.*

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(Another video game I'll never play.)

Zachary: *is seen crying and running for his life* Oh god please make it stop! There's a boomer on the loose!

William: *lets the terrorists run away and spots Bendraqi* Oh that's Bendraqi, not a boomer. But he sure looks like one!

Chuong: Not touching him! I'll let the G-52s handle him instead.

*Cripto is triumphant.*

Shouldn't Francis and Zoey have the job to shoot down "Boomer" on sight?
(They are two of the main characters from Left 4 Dead)

Sounds logical, but Cripto's supreme powers were needed here.

I guess they weren't around then.

No, and they won't be around Wildcat City anytime soon.

They'll only show up whenever there's a zombie infestation. Good thing there won't be any zombie infestation anytime soon.

Oh, no.

Unless we contact Francis and Zoey.

Haha! I had so much fun making these jokes up towards old nutso fatso, as they all say!

Bendraqi's probably enraged when he hears that these jokes centering him is popular among Wildcat City!

Makes me wonder if that's going to be popular around the world too? To me, I doubt it because more people are concerned about actual terrorists than Bendraqi who is just a stupid fat mad scientist who cannot think straight. His mind is like bacon; when it gets hot, it crunches up and is no longer straight.

I got another to enlighten things up.

Bendraqi's so fat, when he sat on an iPod....he made the iPad!

*drum response*

I will be updating this just so you know from time to time if we think of new jokes. So far I just added this one in: "Bendraqi is so stupid; he once went to the Apple store and asked for a Big Mac."

Edmondo: Bendraqi is so fat, that Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on his [BLEEP]!

*Everybody around Edmondo, including his fellow SVC members, goes to the bathroom to throw up from hearing that joke.*

Olga: That's sick man! *Pulls Edmondo away and flees with the other SVC members.*

Chuong: That was the most disgusting Bendraqi joke I've heard in my life so far!

Jack: I'm not going to bother what Edmondo said.

Jill: I may be a surgeon, but a joke like that involving a body part of Bendraqi is worse than my experiences in the operating room.

Zax: Thank goodness Cripto has powers to bleep out curse words; especially those that involve body parts being referenced in Bendraqi jokes.

Juno: At least we UNs won't be swearing, even once, like that. I just hope no one makes any more Bendraqi jokes involving any body part of his.

Super C: Okay. That one we don't approve of either.

Leo: No. That was certainly crossing the line.

Really?....

Not all jokes about Bendraqi are in good taste. Even comedy has its limits.

Well, if someone can't make someone laugh without making them feel down, then that means they aren't funny....unless we're making jokes about Bendraqi, that is!

Please respect our moral standards, Blue. Plus, we are sensitive.

Dustin: Isn't that supposed to be that Bendraqi is so fat, that when he sat on an iPhone, he made the iPad?

Zax: *holds an iPad up in the air with joy* Yeah! iPad!

Yamazaki: I was going to say that Bendraqi is so fat, that when he sat on the ToughBook, he made the ToughPad?

Chuong: Geez! He's heavier than Ray if that was true!

Ray: At least I have a senseful mind unlike that fat dirty [BLEEP] who tried to kill my nephew.

Chuong: Ray calm down!

Ray: Yeah. Bendraqi is so fat, that when he tried to get inside a monster truck, he turned it into a lowrider!

*the UN1024s laugh*

Jack: Oh that's just awesome Ray! *high fives Ray* Right there! At least you can vent your anger out at Bendraqi by making jokes about him instead as long it doesn't involve a body part of his because it involves using a swear word as well as it makes it gross too.

Julien: Bendraqi is so stupid, that when his doctor told him to burn some calories, he set a fat person on fire!

*the UN1024s laugh harder*

Zax: That's funny but bad too! That sounds like that joke you just made is going to give him ideas.

Julien: If his tiny stupid peanut brain can comprehend that then yes. Either way, he'll fail at even setting a fat person on fire to burn calories.

Chuong: Everyone chill! Let us relax a bit and focus on something, fun and productive.

Leo: Indeed, such as learning about the life hacks.

Cripto: Or Pop Quiz.

Chuong: The life hacks are the best part in becoming a UN1024. We're the world's most unconventional soldiers after all. Sometimes, you gotta be creative in solving common problems these days.

Richard: I've been teaching the US Army these life hacks. I wished more people in general learn about them too.

Ludvik: Life hacks are the most useful in military life. I teach my soldiers back in Czech all sorts of things.

Larry: Military conduct may say that one cannot drink beer whilst on duty but it never said that one can't have beer on the base if used for other purposes like cleaning certain materials. The Australian military has thanked me on life hacks with beer.

Tyler: And it was fun learning about them from you too!

Larry: That and I also teach my students the same too. After all, a university is a place where students learn new knowledge to take them with their lives into the career world after graduation. And these life hacks makes personal lives so much easier than before. Plus, if they have children, it will help their children's development in finding uncommon solutions to common problems.

Chuong: The world's weird these days; in a good way of course.

Leo: Leave it to the terrorists and Bendraqi to make it weird in a bad way.

Super C: I'll say.

Chuong: And we all know how those terrorists get along with Bendraqi.

Zax: The sad part, is the fact that every single terrorist today wants to kill him first before we even get near him.

Chuong: And the Eternals are very well aware of this fact so they always do their best to black hole him into Alcatraz before they even have the chance to see him.

Shi: Good thing we got Bendraqi's documents before the terrorists did. Who knows what they could have used his documents to create something that could've been worse. Its bad enough that they once managed to get ahold of some autism research papers from the Univ. of Rugby but we confiscated those papers and returned them to Cordell.

Zax: Not to mention, Hitfox nearly turned Super C into a-

Chuong: *in French* Zax! No one wants to hear about Hitfox using a CD dart on Super C to turn him into a cross-dresser! Second, if the Noahns hear about this, heavens forbid they create some pranks on him that involves cross-dressing. Oh and don't let Nikita hear anything about this because he has a thing for dolls and heavens forbid he makes a Super C doll in dresses. The head honcho of the G-52s is going to have to live with this for the rest of his life now that he knows what it feels like to be hit by the CD dart.

Zax: *in French* Yeah. The world would be crying blood if they saw him in drags. Not to mention, Leo's reaction and Cripto's reaction to their leader flying around in drags.

Monique: *in French* Lets end it right here since that event could've start a worldwide riot over this. Plus, Zanta would not be too happy over this either.

Zax: *in French* Its bad enough that Hitfox used a glutton dart on Mayor Clarkson before dropping him off at a pizza buffet. Can you imagine the political scene in America if he was hit by a CD dart? That would've been worse and the Republican Party would shun Mayor Clarkson and call him a disgrace to the party and the United States of America if he engaged in cross-dressing live on TV. And the last thing we need is someone using a CD dart on King Leo to turn him into a Queen Leo.

Monique: *in French* Okay that's enough. All those ideas would make people want to kill themselves if they ever saw that happen and watch it become a hot topic on the Internet. We don't need to hear anything about this since my foxy ears are on the verge of bleeding from this. And if people are forced to see any of those guys or King Leo get hit by a CD dart, they would be begging for scalpels to gouge their eyes out. Then of course Bendraqi would claim that it was his idea to begin with despite his desires to destroy the world and physically torture the people instead.

*The Avenger translates.*

Leo: Alas, it was only a matter of time before somebody would hit the Commander like that. But I agree; let's not think about it anymore. And I have ordered Nikita to abandon those things; he'll be punished accordingly with rifle marching time, like he was before for other incidents. And that's all we're going to say about that one.

Super C: I'd rather, as Commander, suggest we just focus on what's coming up next. We have the World Cup in a few weeks, and later our 4th of July, in which, in a once-in-a-lifetime event, because of the terrorism afoot, it seems that the world wants to join us in celebrating it.

Leo: And while I thank all people that do wish me a happy birthday that day, my ultimate wish is for people to focus on the country and why we gained our independence. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't respect the British and their Empire; I've known people that have that had that attitude.

Cripto: My brother used to be that way. "We beat them in the Revolution; we should hate them," he said. "Those are the rules." He was 10 at the time; he didn't know any better. Plus, he was the typical brat. Good thing he's lost it now.

Avenger: Oh, yes; that is a good sign.

Leo: That plus bullying plus parents impossible to satisfy equals a childhood that was much too troubled for you.

Super C: It's a reason I'm grateful I recruited. It proved to be your escape route for one thing, but look how different the world would be if you weren't one of us. Not to mention the music industry.

Cripto: Thanks; that praise is more than I could ever ask for.

Bendraqi's so stupid, he thought Applebee's was a nature organization!

Good one!

Bendraqi's so fat, when he puts on a green shirt, the citizens of Wildcat City yell: "Oh my gosh! It's Godzilla!"

Bendraqi is so stupid; he goes to McDonald's and asks where the farm animals are at. Or, he'll ask for Old McDonald himself.

Bendraqi's so stupid, he thought the quarterback was a refund!

So he tried to get his money back!