"I say, this jungle is rather stifling! Fetch my canteen, won’t you? And while you’re at it, set up my waterbed, we’ll camp here, I simply can’t go on any further, this terrain is murder on my poor feet. “

inspired by kikatsu's piece here http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8272558/ as well as David Warner's role in "the Lost World" in which he plays a wonderfully prissy expedition leader. <3 He's Maurice's voiceclaim so it fits all too well heehee. No doubt he's in search of some rare and valuable natural resource to exploit. But his navigational skills are rather lacking so he's probably been leading his troop in a circle for the past few days...