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Kelly Sprach
Female, 20, Panda
6'9", 272 lbs.
Moscow, ID
Position - Power Forward


Butch. Dike. Shemale.

Kelly Sprach has been called all of these. And has not internalized any of them. Because they come from weak people. And Kelly knows her weak people.

She used to be one. Until puberty.

Born in the small town of Moscow, Idaho, Kelly was the second of two children born to potato farmers in the small rural community. Her parents tried to make her into a proper farmer's daughter, learning the homesteading trade so that she might take to a young strapping panda, hopefully, and be a good wife.

Kelly had other ideas. As a young girl, she was found outside with the most tomboyish nature possible, including toting more bales of hay and cords of wood than her older brother. This produced a very strong family rivalry which, of course, translated into sports. As there was a basketball net on the side of the barn, the two spent many of their childhood hours trying to outshoot and bowl over the other in forced layups.

Kelly happily reports she ran over her brother more times than not. Thus her nickname going into school: "Bulldozer". School did not treat her like the daughter her parents wanted, especially since her body forgot that she had X chromosomes. Her musculature exploded during her puberty, which came about the same age as a normal male panda's would have. As such, she was nowhere near shapely, but on par with the jocks at her high school.

And then came basketball tryouts. Bulldozer did what she did best. Sending larger animals flying by dribbling with a juggernautian drive towards the basket, allowing for easy layups, and a couple of bowling strikes at the same time. The coach's eyes went wide, thanking the sports gods for there not being a co-ed football team for her to enter, and she was immediately signed up for the court.

During her high school basketball career, Kelly never made a player of the game, as she was not the one to shoot the most. But if you needed a lane cleared, you would give the ball to the person that most players, coaches, referees, and even parents still believed was a male panda, and let her do her thing. With some defensive training, and some offense drills crafted specifically to her 'Screen me at your peril' playstyle, she was able to pull up more points, sending her to the starter line. Much to the dismay of her opponents, even the large bucks and bears who went wide eyed at what they perceived to be a black and white locomotive drilling at them.

She was quickly snapped up by Ursa State in Wyoming for a partial scholarship. Their trainers worked hard to further shape the already chiseled panda woman into a force of nature. Though that never quite gelled, her shooting ability did get an increase as she had more time to line up shots, with opponents scrambling over themselves to avoid being bowled over.

Despite her increased gaming performance, Kelly was still a relative outsider, not finding a solid gender role to fill due to her development. She found herself a loner, not able to relate to the rest of the guys and the few girls on the team. As such, she spent more time trying to fine tune her game, and also to out-benchpress the other guys at the school gym. Despite her loneliness, she did find that competing with the guys at their own games and being able to solidly beat them at it, gave her a purpose and a goal. To prove that it wasn't gender and it wasn't expectation that won the game.

It was ability and drive.

At the suggestion of her coach, in her sophomore year, she decided to put her name in for the FBA draft, hoping to prove that strength and power did not have to come with a male, and that being a shapely girl was not the definer of ability in the game.

Personality: Kelly is somewhat gruff and focused on outperforming strutting males. She's been accused due to her muscular nature of taking steroids, or being a lesbian dike, or some other such nastiness. She lets it bounce off her thick hide as much as possible, though erosion does cause her to flinch a bit. She is very competitive, and very good, but if you can beat her, you earn her respect. She is a moderately good team player, though, and has a firm grasp on loyalty. VERY firm.