THERE'S A PINK ELEPHANT, I TELLS YE!! The road looks great. BUT THE ELEPHANT IS A LIE.

THere is NO pink elephant! You need to sober up! But thanks for the comment :)

Yellow street marks? (Well they exist here too but just at road works, the normal color is white)
Pink Elephant? (Yeah moonie is right)
A spider with 100 legs? (it looks more like Magica de spells new hair cut)

Drugs are BAD *poke poke*

Yellow markings are here too. There are white too, I think yellow are more common here though.

There IS no elephant! Only drunk people or people that are high can see pink elephants. "I" certainly don't see one! Sober up young man or stop doing drugs <pokes>

yeah, well, the spider thing does look a bit weird, but I just assume it's really hairy and has long hair that just LOOK like extra legs. It started as a thick matt of pubic hair... it just turned into the spider.

Yellow lines divide oncoming traffic. So if you see a yellow line, the traffic on the other side is going the other way. White lines divide traffic going in the same direction. Dotted lines means you can cross it when passing. Solid lines should not be crossed.

Yay US traffic lessons ^^ tell me more!

Good I don't see a pink elephant here! XD

I can stand the sight of worms and look at microscopic germs but Technicolor pachyderms are really too much for me!
I am not the type to faint when things are odd or things are quaint but seeing things you know that ain't can definitely give you an awful fright! What a sight!

I SEE SOMETHING DARK AN SINISTER IN THE WINDOW O CRAP IT LOOKED AT ME D:<

But this is cool and surreal and I like it, and you cannot lie to me, I can see the elephant plain as day :D