-WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE REASONABLE?!?!?

~Please don't think less of me, as I am generally a peaceful 'yote; however, if there's anything that aspires to push all of my buttons (in a bad way of course) it's all this THRICE FORSAKEN TECHNOLOGY!
Honestly, why don't they create a model you could reason with?

--YOU ARE UNSATISFIED WITH MY PROCESSING?

-What do you think? 3=<

--WHY? I ONLY DO WHAT I'M MADE FOR: RUNNING COMPLEX STREAMS OF DATA, ACCESSING INFORMATION FROM VAST POOLS OF RESOURCES, FREEZING UP JUST AS USER HAS PROGRESSED HALF-COMPLETION THROUGH AN UNSAVED PROJECT-

-Yeah...that last one

--NOTED, PROGRAM "Unnecessary_middle-fingerofdeath.fu" DELETED

-.... =D