This is a distant shot of Amboy Crater, taken from the side of a dirt road on the eastern edge of the Amboy Lava Flow.

"What's so special about Amboy Crater", you ask?
Well, rain filters down through it's handsome volcano rocks to create a WILD MINERAL WATER, that grabs life by the conkers. It's got Ginseng of Gurana, and will help keep you alert! It'll make you shout, "COME ON WORLD, I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!!!"
TRY SOME!

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Well actually, no --- it's really just the only un-mined cinder cone in California.