It's probably the NSA :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

~some guy in a secret location in a secret office~ "sir come and look at this"
~equally as secret guy, who out ranks the first guy~ "what is that?"
"it appears to be someone in a costume"
"and you called me over for what reason?"
"looks suspicious, we can see his face, the mask has a blank stare, and look at the cheep outdoor furniture"
"so?"
"doesn't that raise any flags for you sir?"
"why would it, it's just a guy expressing himself"
"so none of this seems odd to you?"
"cadet, if i told you something, would you please not anyone?"
"sir what are you saying?" ~dear lord once a year, someone comes out to me, seriously, am i a magnet for these people. i thought the cop was strange, but from a commanding officer, here it comes~
"i'm...." ~called it, it's the tell tail sign~
"i understand chief, you can say it"
"i'm that guy you are looking at" ~WHAT THE HELL, are you kidding me, this is the second time, i give up, seriously how many more are there~
"sir, if i may ask, why"
"you see........the higher ups thought it would be a good idea to get a first hand experience with sub-cultures, learn about them, integrate into them"
"so this is all just a job for you"
"at first it was a job you know the whole recording, sending it back to the highers, than it became more, i like the off time i got, it allowed me to be myself, and not this tough guy you so frequently see. i went deeper in, and it's amazing how diverse this group is."
"do you want me to delete this?"
"nah, let me save it, i'm going to post it on some of the sites i joined, got to keep the cover."
"sir, you are the second person i know that has come out to me"
"CADET GET BACK TO WORK"
"but sir....."
"it isn't your job to gab, ~whispers~ this stays between us"

I have the cross hair on you and finger on the trigger

Heheheh.. this is how an idea of mine starts out.. ;)

you know i am ^^ you sexy kitty ^^