*Streets clear, shutters slamming.*

There is this story of a Brothel, its rep is that they will take 'Anyone'.
One day, a Koala come to the Brothel, the Madame gives him over to Mabel.
Mabel, is unsure, but she learns that this Koala is a rehular, so she take him upstairs.
The Marsupial crawls into bed and proceeds to give the greatest oral pleasure that Mabel has ever known.
After two hours, she is ready to quit and live the life of an honest woman with the Koala.
Finally, he pretty much finishes up and crawls off.
Mabel is outraged, she wants to know more about him, wants to know if its legal to marry him.. all sorts of things!
But the Madame stops Mabel and says, "Its just his way love... just his way."
Mabel, confused, "His way?.. what the bloody hell!?"
The Madame, "Look it up love... Koala, Marsupial, Eats Bushes, and leaves."

An the Koala walked off into the sunset.

I think I've heard this one before... with a gorilla?

My mom told me this with a Koala.. any leef eater will do I suppose ... I was 12 at the time... which says much about my upbringing.

It's a good one, regardless of how you came by it.

Another version is about a panda in which the panda goes to a restaurant, eats a sandwich, shoots the waiter and then buggers off. the punchline says that according to a dictionary panda "eats shoots and leaves".

Maybe that's the one I was thinking of.

I love this joke. :3

The Good, the Bad and the Aussie?

I probably shouldn't attempt puns on Spaghetti Western titles.

Awesome work, nevertheless. Glad to see more work from you.

How 'bout:

"The Outlaw: New South Wales"

or

"For a Few Deenahs More"

or

"Once Upon a Time In the Southern Hemisphere."

I'm glad you can enjoy my koala themed madness.

This is made of win and awesome!

And lead and eucalyptus.

Thanks!

Eucalyptus also gives you good breath D:

Unless you eat it out of a koala's arse!

but then it would be called skoal!

That, sir, was awesome.

Awesome job. Keep it rollen' rollen' rollen'

I'll overlook the Fred Durst-ness of that comment because you meant well.

Yeah, that song is kinda weird.

You're hopeless with your koalas :D Not saying that I don't like what you're doing with those ideas in your head though!

They've got me by the imagination and they won't let go!

I really like this. I can almost hear that opening theme music from "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" playing in the background. ;)

Sergio Leone was a huge influence in this bit. I actually have the beginnings of a short story in it.

I love all those movies. My parents knew Lee Van Cleef's sister, who used to show/breed Great Danes many, many years ago, as they did. I met him once, when I was maybe 6 or 7.

Damn. I can't top that one.

I just wish I was old enough at the time to really remember it.

No one feels lucky facing this Koala.