Shadow, what are you doing? Why are you being all lion-y?

Shadow: I heard the lionesses like a lion with a thick, dark mane, and well, who's gonna ignore this fluff?

So you went from wolf to lion simply to pick up girls?

Shadow: Of course! No lioness in the forest will be able to resist me.

Lions live on the savanna you moron.

Shadow: So?

...Yeah, enjoy your fluff under the African sun.

Shadow: *oblivious fluff-ball is oblivious* Will do *teleports*
(Yup, so going to do a follow up later, this banter demands it XD)