*Commissioned, not drawn by me.

Carn and Freckles are really nice and gentle dinosaurs, but because of some movies like Jurassic park people tend to run away from them. So what better way then to hire a cute little feline as their PR rep and I suggested that perhaps people would feel comfortable around them if they gave folks free rides. Sadly for this carnivores, they take it as either inside or outside. The ones they don't have a desire to hug with their jowls and throats get to ride on their backs while the ones for whom they think smell delicious, get a nice warm sauna to relax in. They of course didn't clue me in on these thoughts.
After hours of them and me standing around, I call in their favorite friend and from what I've told their favorite humie, well that's what Carn calls Nero. The human came up to us with a gleam in his eye. I dawed softly when I saw the human stroke fondly at their snouts. Now of course I look around and see people coming out from the woodwork, looks as if calling in Nero seems to have worked! Though I wonder why he came only wearing his red polka dot boxers. What a weird human he is.... I raised a brow when everyone who came out soon scampered back into hiding. At the same time people ran off I heard a wet glurk sound. Though of course I was too busy screaming at the time of my lungs, "Hey come on, they don't bite!" after I said this a loud wet burp went off behind my head, I didn't bother to look at them but I did say. "You're not helping you two."
Something wet splattered the back of my head and being a feline I hate wet things. I turn around about to yell at them only to see Carn violently shaking a pair of wet polka dot boxers about and no Nero. I face palm, wondering if the human took the pair of clothing off or if it became dislodged when he was swallowed head first... whatever. I'm sure someone will come out to get free dino rides, Nero isn't the only one who enjoys such deep rides after all.

Image drawn by  nishastar

Original: http://www.furaffinity.net/full/13632495/