Thinking about making the title "Menu at [name of restaurant]", but I couldn't think of the restaurants name.

Menu

Whole Brain Goatmeal
A mix of Jonica and Myotonic goats
ground to fine mulch
threaded with celluloid
and topped with nut and berry medley.
Eat up, because you can't take it with you.

Paternity Stew
Pleased to meet you.
Pleased to get up all up ins and jangle around in your belly
Pleased as punch,
so pronking cromulent I fill you with neolojism

Pantcakes
frontloaded with pandorphins,
seared on the pangolin hotbox
for the time it takes a panhexual
to change their panzerwears:
true panacrea for all your wryest dreamscrapes
sizzurp and maple flopsnop available upon request

Cloisters Rockefeller
hush, little princess,
this was meant for other things,
shut your whore mouth,
I want to hear what your nun mouth has to say
followed by your aviatrix mouth.
Focus your whore eyes on
the praxis of evil,
your nun eyes on
the cello soloist in the symphony of rubes
and your aviatrix eyes on
the horizon

Bigos
A substantial meal fit for a hunter. *thump*

Wrack of Limn
built like Linus,
bent like chrome:
saturnine and herringbone.
broke as candy,
fast as heat,
cold as humor,
daft as sleep.
deeper than the wells of fasting,
grander than the hallowed name:
nascent herald everlasting,
basking in the kinderflame:
It bleats as bright as any night, delightful as regret:
as gleeful as some bauble tea: as gay as Boba Fett.

Presskits and Grévy
limpid praise from assorted haffelrrof and constabulary
and clippings from the Pioneer press
smothered in blent zebra feathers
a pynch of doubting makes it
pinguid and carnescent

Haribo Vert
pandora's bosc stuffed with
jellied avunculi and chocolate verdigris
goes down like fresh picked daffodilaudid
take one bite,
and let all your hernia unclench
it's been a long churn,
and you're worth it, poofcake
you're the cream's pajamas,
a honey-baked scamperbomb--
I just want to gobble you up!