Ivan, you're not in the old country any more. If you're going to be surprised, be surprised in American. Now either get out or make room for two.

Commission by  kuron who I still owe a lot of thanks to for this. I think his love of Transformers maaaaay have seeped in to this. Which is appropriate as one of the reference points for Ivan's colours way back in the beginning was Bumblebee from the first, least awful Transformers film. Thanks again Kuron, sorry for the confusing instructions.