all products (and testers) are 100% organic with NO harmful chemicals or artificial preservatives, additives, or nasty fake junk.

Actually,some of the most dangerous chemicals are found in nature. Do you know how many poisonous plants and animals there are? In fact,where do you think they get most of the toxins and chemicals they use? Nature. They don't magically create things,you know. It has to come from Earth to start.

So remember,100% natural does not mean 100% safe.

thanks for ruining my followup dude. *pies*

"Pie" is now officially a verb.

Mmmmm,pie..... :D

the pie is fake.

But is it a lie?

as sure as the sky that pie is, in fact, a lie.

Then it's not really a pie and should not be referred to as such.

You guys like having long conversations, don'tcha?

Beats workin'.

You're right. Did you know this: One of the worst of the "natural" chemicals is DHMO. Read about it here. It's been linked to all sorts of diseases, it's in nearly everything, and what's worse is that no-one seems to want to do anything about it!

Yeah,there's a lot of chemicals in everything,any of which could probably be linked to everything bad in the world. I think they'd be doing a better job of informing people if they A) explained what it was used for and B) how it's handled. For the most part,it seems to be in cleansers and solvents and most people handle those with care anyway.

You don't know how right you are. Really, because it looks like my severely tongue-in-cheek comment flew under the radar: see the Wikipedia entry. XD

Yeah,this kind of thing goes over the heads of most people who aren't science nerds. I mean,most people seem to still believe a light year is a measure of time. So slipping that through isn't exactly hard. It doesn't help now that it's common knowledge you actually can die from drinking too much water. Personally,I've just heard too many of these "OMFG CHEM HAX!!!" things to really take 'em at face value. I didn't know they were talking about water,but I had a feeling it wasn't on the up and up.

While clever,it has the annoying side effect that now you'll have idiots visit the sight and start making a stink and you have to pull 'em aside and explain it's water. And then prove it. And then probably shoot them a few times. Then we get into body disposal and that's just a hassle for everyone involved. Frankly,it's more trouble than it's worth.

hahaha thats good i love it
it made me laugh big time

GOOD WORK!

Shred

funny

I think if he has the first job, he doesn't really need the second...

So helpfull he is ^^

Awesome, I love it. Shred that scamp. >w< I absolutely ADORE your piggy girls ;w;.

aww hes cute

lol funny

Oh lol. What's next? Beer quality control tester?

Bring on the Ale!

...but it's N.A.

Import dude.
Bring on the Ale! More beer!

Wow....lucky dog.

Aww.. lucky gals - I wish Shred would test out me XD
lol just kidding

I wanna kiss Pandora!!!

poor shred...yet lucky shred o.o;;

Poor guy.

Is he certified to certify?

Oh good, Eve just got a few new shades of lipstick maybe Shred can give her a hand hehe

Ahaha! I wonder if getting that many smooches evens out the punches. ^ ^

he does anything for a large pair that close up XD

roflcopter go!!!!
roflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

I think Shred prefers lip stick tester!

He certainly live a roller coaster life.

Anyone want to guess witch job squeak would approve of?

Hmmm... I wonder what your other piggy has in store for him!

-B!

I'm thinking corset stress evaluator. Same position pretty much, just a little closer.

I would gladly do that job for cheep! If not for free!

-B!

Get in line man, get in line

I wouldn't, I would pay as much as I could afford to work that job.

Firmness Tester?

Aww, that would be sweet! But odds are... not with his luck... or it could be a scary kinda firmness!

-B!

Especially if Lenora caught him testing her firmness.

Well guess he's a jack of all trades XD

I know according to Drafenwick, he's a an un-certified Breast Inspector!

Heh Where the third Piggy? What will she do to SHred's face?

I just love how you used the same pose but different expressions!!
Great work!

yowch... I take it all the tests were successful? He should stick to lip-stick testing ._. for his own sake

It's sad that some people would enjoy both equally.. <.<;

I'd stick with the lipstick. Boxing......{punch!}......*falls over and is knocked out for a few hours*

I think he should stick to the lip stick tester. more of a love bite kick to it

Job #1, yes.
Job #2, no.

its not his shade of lip stick and it matches the bruises

heh heh.. certified indeed

I'm kind of warped, I would like both jobs as long as those were my co-workers.

Is it safe to assume that Pandora tests the lipstick afterwards? After all, someone has to kiss the boo-boos and make 'em better. ;)

I honestly did NOT expect the second panel, and laughed. Nice one, you managed to surprise me!

But is he certifiable?

Ya know what, of the three pigs, i'd have to say that i'm drawn to the violent one :) Hope to see more of her in the future

...and he's an amateur practicing gynecologist.

she did a number on that poor guys face lol

LOL id have to go with the top a lot better then being on the bottem >.<

How's about " certified Breast Examiner"?

I prefer the first one.

hahahaha very funny! XD

Wow

Shred these days will do anything for the ladies. ^^ He's a trooper.

hehe, poor Shred. He's a trooper all right.

I don't know if I should give him a beer or an ice pack...

Maybe ice-cold beer in an ice pack would work.

What next? Chicken Inspector?

If he's willing to be used to test boxing gloves, then "certifiable" is most certainly the first thing that comes to mind

nice x3

That lucky/poor bastard. Well, he might just be lucky if he's into getting his ass kicked by babes that is.

Ouch. Well, at least I know my boxing gloves are good to go for the next match...

Certifiable is more like it. :)

Ha! *that's all i have to say and I think it sums it up well. *

i think.... he goes a bit too far too help people.

Well ya got to take the bad with the good.

Now you just need one where someone is scribbling on his face while he sleeps.

Shred, certified piggy-stuffer.

Hmmm... most men would wish the upper side and fear the down one, am I right? ^^

Love the second panel *snickers*

*looks up and shouts* Need KISSES!!! Not Fist!!!! XD

Well I dunno about the bottom one, but where do I sign up for the lipstick tester job?! o_O

I'LL TAKE BOTH!

x3 poor guy. He gets all the best... then all teh worst x3

At least Shred is willing to take the rough with the smooth.

I like the second one the best. l]

I would love to be the boxing glove tester. If more than kissing can be involved. X3