... Dat's alotta Pattie.... and no Selma... D|

That special order shouldn't upset us - but the ultimatum might.

I got a blast from the past when you said that. It was a commercial jingle from Burger King I think, but all I can recall is the funny one of my youth my bro and sis and I would sing, something like = hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special order you upset us, all we ask you is to please throw it away...

Yep, the old Burger King jingle.

Mighty fine rendition of Volken's bear gal there. 8)

Thank you kindly!

...How do you even punch that in at the cash register?

Largest burger on menu (usually a triple burger of some sort in the USA).
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat
+ Meat

Offer beverage or side items to accompany.

Total.
Burger King in my area, for posterity, charges 99 cents for each additional patty added to a sandwich. Since this location no longer offered the Triple Whopper, and I had the strangest urge for one, the cashier kindly rang it up as a Double Whopper, and tapped the + Meat button on the display to give me the triple.

I would be happy to give her anything she wanted

It'll cost her about $20 extra, but McD's actually has the add-a-pattie option now to do exactly this.

I would be careful, they could go off with the slightest movement!

In her defence, In-N-Out once made a burger with 100 patties and 100 slices of cheese for some college party. (for inventory purposes, no more than 4x4 these days)

I'm kinda sorta tempted to wanna know what happens if she doesn't get what she wants...

Poor woman. It's called the secret menu for a reason! You have to ask for it in code!

Just ask for the, "Double-Double-Double Plus One"!

Well…that's surely intimidating…

what'd she do if the guy still refused?

Hah, very nice. I love it. Thanks again. She turned out very well in your style, so kudos.

You are most welcome!

I can get that for her, the price would be a night with her, but I think that's a fair price.

Only if I can get my face in that cleavage.

:3

http://kotaku.com/the-final-boss-of.....ory-1591355143

Hehehe, very nice. And no, that is not me, I dont have that kind of painting talent.

:p

Also that guy looks like Karl from 'An idiot abroad'. X3

But they only have sixteen employees named Patty at this establishment! D:

Wooooooooooww... O_O ♥

"We have no way to package a burger with more than four patties, ma'am, and we aren't allowed to sell unpackaged burgers. We'd be happy to make you that many patties, but they'd have to be split among at least five buns. May I remind you that you don't have to eat all the buns?"

...today, a young fast food worker slash cash register jockey created a scene in a local fast food restaurant. He found himself confronted by a rather well endowed customer demanding a special order. She dually implied he might receive bodily harm if he failed to full it. Eye witnesses on the scene claim, the young man shrugged before saying, and I quote, "In for a penny, in for a pound," before leaping headfirst into the womans' cleavage. What followed next was apparently the stuff of Japanese porn cartoons. Please be advised to have young viewers leave the room as the following scenes are footage from the security cameras...

Never deny a bear-girl meat.

I think this serves as evidence that you should draw more looming, hungry, tubby women. ;^)

ISTS

How are you doing these days?

Doing fine. All the better knowing you still draw stuff like this on occasion. :^)

ISTS

She's awesome!

My only possible answer would be "What condiments would you like on that?"

Oooh.

An enterprising clerk might see an opportunity to sell 17 hamburgers and make a saving on the buns.

Well that should be an interesting culinary challenge...

You could get lost in them tharrrr hills!

Just take it as a patty-stacking challenge for the win, man. And at least she was polite. She clearly follows the Word of Swayze: Be nice, until it's time to not be nice. :)

How about five triple cheeseburgers and one double cheeseburger, instead?

It might be the same price.

She must've heard about the T-Rex Burger

well, at least she said ''please'', right?
uh yeah.

nice work once again, & cool shading, man!

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