G-52 F.A.Q.: SUPERCAT (Session #2)
Q: What happened to you if the sun’s no longer your source of power and strength?
A: Bendraqi’s technology that was supposed to fry me to grease hit me, that’s what. All it did was change the source of my power to something called the world stream. It wasn’t a CNG beam, and old nutso fatso thought it was. His stupidity is so frustrating to all of us because nobody can explain it. He’s just the epitome of stupidity, America.
Q: What is that?
A: The world stream is something that is the source of life on all worlds, according to Zanta and his family. It’s stronger on some worlds than others. The problem with it is that I am vulnerable to magic as well as CNG’s deadly effects, so Cripto could potentially do me harm with his powers. He’s too chicken to try that, though; he’d have the ultimate meltdown any autistic individual could have, and sacrifice himself and his immortality over nothing. We need him; we can’t lose him.
Q: Why did the rest of your population change to it?
A: My dad felt that since I got it by accident, it was only fair that all Caticonians have it, seeing as how it really is better than the sun.
Q: Is anybody else in your organization going to get shot?
A: I’m praying that the answer is no. Four times is four times too many. First it was the Avenger with a Mosin Nagant rifle involved. Then it was Leo the Patriotic Lion with a Colt .45 revolver. Next, it was Boomcat, with another Mosin Nagant rifle, while the five UN1024s from America get knocked out with a tuba gun. This wasn’t the real reason that the six of them are nicknamed the “Super Six,” but the nickname didn’t start until that incident. And more recently, it was Super Slash with two weapons: the Pfeifer Zeliska and the Remington 700, a sniper rifle. Slash’s is more unique because he lived to tell about getting hurt by two weapons, but if he were still getting purple hearts today, this would be his seventh.
Q: Is PTSD still a problem for your troops?
A: Not since Alex found a cure for it. We checked to confirm Slash was not at risk, and he wasn’t.
Q: Did the government pay for medical bills?
A: Only for Super Slash. I don’t remember who paid for Boomcat’s injuries, but King Abdullah paid for Leo’s, and the British government paid for the Avenger’s injuries. The latter two have been knighted Commanders of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire by Her Majesty, the Queen.
Q: What gym do you work for?
A: Wildcat Power Gyms. We’re the first gyms of our kind to teach powerlifting as well as normal weightlifting. Since Macho Mouse (now a commentator) has won Olympic gold in both of those, I recruited him part-time to help out.
Q: What’s all this about the Second Civil War going on?
A: I believe that’s just what some folks are calling the whole troubles with Zachary Chandler, the wretched coyote bent on taking over the country. He thinks he’s doing us a favor with his plans to eliminate our nation’s capital, our government, and all our politicians, and he’s forced political cartoonists to draw cartoons illustrating his propaganda.
He’s forcing marching bands to play songs promoting it as well. I’m amazed he’s not forcing anyone else to do such a thing, but while he cannot bellow, Leo the Patriotic Lion is furious about it. But this one thing I assure you, people, is that he will fail. He may have his technologies and his cronies in the same way we have our technologies and our helpers, but we have something he doesn’t and never will have: the supernatural. And the supernatural will triumph every time. You know this, and you know better than to not accept it as truth.
Q: Why marching bands?
A: That is the biggest reason Wildcat City exists. Also, he wants to destroy the reputation of the Krieglandonian musicians. He’ll be happiest once the Marching Wonder is out of the picture, I feel.
Q: What are some of the cartoons promoting Zachary’s agenda?
A: The only one I can think of has him celebrating in the background as INTERPOL’s agents arrest Leo for all his bellowing, and Cripto for being too powerful. INTERPOL has been given the permission to spy on those two, although Cripto’s family may be filing a lawsuit soon. I don’t think they’d win; INTERPOL can’t cease to exist over Cripto, and if it did, Cripto would want to quit the organization and flee Earth forever. (I worry for him; his autism is only getting worse.)
The last political cartoon involving Cripto (drawn by someone else) showed him as a giant about to stomp on the terrorists and smash them to bits.
Q: Has that same cartoonist drawn other cartoons?
A: Yes, he has, and these all promote the real deal. The last one was Leo portrayed as a giant lion holding Zachary (who is his normal size) over the Pacific Ocean, about to drop him in.
Q: Is Zachary trying to destroy the whole country in the process?
A: I don’t know. All I know is that he managed to destroy Topeka, which led Mayor Clarkson to declare Wildcat City as the emergency state capital. And since it is protected by the supernatural with the blessings that have been bestowed upon us, it will not fall. It will rise to the occasion, as a matter of fact. I am sure of it.
Q: Do you compare Zachary to Hitler?
A: I hesitate to do so, but I know there are some who are doing just that. People are saying Hitler was demon-possessed in all his actions, so nobody should be surprised if that is the case with Zachary. It’s WW3, folks. And it’s not going to be over anytime soon. But it confirms the saying that a superhero’s job is never done.
All following ideas used with permission:
Eterna, Zanta, etc. ©
16weeks
UN1024s and Bad Capital Syndicates ©
chuong
RPs with both referenced as well
Q: What happened to you if the sun’s no longer your source of power and strength?
A: Bendraqi’s technology that was supposed to fry me to grease hit me, that’s what. All it did was change the source of my power to something called the world stream. It wasn’t a CNG beam, and old nutso fatso thought it was. His stupidity is so frustrating to all of us because nobody can explain it. He’s just the epitome of stupidity, America.
Q: What is that?
A: The world stream is something that is the source of life on all worlds, according to Zanta and his family. It’s stronger on some worlds than others. The problem with it is that I am vulnerable to magic as well as CNG’s deadly effects, so Cripto could potentially do me harm with his powers. He’s too chicken to try that, though; he’d have the ultimate meltdown any autistic individual could have, and sacrifice himself and his immortality over nothing. We need him; we can’t lose him.
Q: Why did the rest of your population change to it?
A: My dad felt that since I got it by accident, it was only fair that all Caticonians have it, seeing as how it really is better than the sun.
Q: Is anybody else in your organization going to get shot?
A: I’m praying that the answer is no. Four times is four times too many. First it was the Avenger with a Mosin Nagant rifle involved. Then it was Leo the Patriotic Lion with a Colt .45 revolver. Next, it was Boomcat, with another Mosin Nagant rifle, while the five UN1024s from America get knocked out with a tuba gun. This wasn’t the real reason that the six of them are nicknamed the “Super Six,” but the nickname didn’t start until that incident. And more recently, it was Super Slash with two weapons: the Pfeifer Zeliska and the Remington 700, a sniper rifle. Slash’s is more unique because he lived to tell about getting hurt by two weapons, but if he were still getting purple hearts today, this would be his seventh.
Q: Is PTSD still a problem for your troops?
A: Not since Alex found a cure for it. We checked to confirm Slash was not at risk, and he wasn’t.
Q: Did the government pay for medical bills?
A: Only for Super Slash. I don’t remember who paid for Boomcat’s injuries, but King Abdullah paid for Leo’s, and the British government paid for the Avenger’s injuries. The latter two have been knighted Commanders of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire by Her Majesty, the Queen.
Q: What gym do you work for?
A: Wildcat Power Gyms. We’re the first gyms of our kind to teach powerlifting as well as normal weightlifting. Since Macho Mouse (now a commentator) has won Olympic gold in both of those, I recruited him part-time to help out.
Q: What’s all this about the Second Civil War going on?
A: I believe that’s just what some folks are calling the whole troubles with Zachary Chandler, the wretched coyote bent on taking over the country. He thinks he’s doing us a favor with his plans to eliminate our nation’s capital, our government, and all our politicians, and he’s forced political cartoonists to draw cartoons illustrating his propaganda.
He’s forcing marching bands to play songs promoting it as well. I’m amazed he’s not forcing anyone else to do such a thing, but while he cannot bellow, Leo the Patriotic Lion is furious about it. But this one thing I assure you, people, is that he will fail. He may have his technologies and his cronies in the same way we have our technologies and our helpers, but we have something he doesn’t and never will have: the supernatural. And the supernatural will triumph every time. You know this, and you know better than to not accept it as truth.
Q: Why marching bands?
A: That is the biggest reason Wildcat City exists. Also, he wants to destroy the reputation of the Krieglandonian musicians. He’ll be happiest once the Marching Wonder is out of the picture, I feel.
Q: What are some of the cartoons promoting Zachary’s agenda?
A: The only one I can think of has him celebrating in the background as INTERPOL’s agents arrest Leo for all his bellowing, and Cripto for being too powerful. INTERPOL has been given the permission to spy on those two, although Cripto’s family may be filing a lawsuit soon. I don’t think they’d win; INTERPOL can’t cease to exist over Cripto, and if it did, Cripto would want to quit the organization and flee Earth forever. (I worry for him; his autism is only getting worse.)
The last political cartoon involving Cripto (drawn by someone else) showed him as a giant about to stomp on the terrorists and smash them to bits.
Q: Has that same cartoonist drawn other cartoons?
A: Yes, he has, and these all promote the real deal. The last one was Leo portrayed as a giant lion holding Zachary (who is his normal size) over the Pacific Ocean, about to drop him in.
Q: Is Zachary trying to destroy the whole country in the process?
A: I don’t know. All I know is that he managed to destroy Topeka, which led Mayor Clarkson to declare Wildcat City as the emergency state capital. And since it is protected by the supernatural with the blessings that have been bestowed upon us, it will not fall. It will rise to the occasion, as a matter of fact. I am sure of it.
Q: Do you compare Zachary to Hitler?
A: I hesitate to do so, but I know there are some who are doing just that. People are saying Hitler was demon-possessed in all his actions, so nobody should be surprised if that is the case with Zachary. It’s WW3, folks. And it’s not going to be over anytime soon. But it confirms the saying that a superhero’s job is never done.
All following ideas used with permission:
Eterna, Zanta, etc. ©
16weeksUN1024s and Bad Capital Syndicates ©
chuongRPs with both referenced as well
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Capuno: Apparently, the durian on Zachary's butt isn't stopping him from his American rampage.
Chuong: Supernatural. I think we may want to tell the others who are in charge of this to limit the use of supernatural powers or else that will give Zachary more reasons to convince the Americans to fear the G-52s.
Helfried: Plus, there's engineers being held hostage at the Federal Reserve banks and are forced to steal the gold and load them into subway trains to haul them off somewhere.
Zax: Poor Topeka! And my entire nation is covered in blood and flames! No American would ever thought a Second American Civil War could be happening like this!
Jack: Isn't this is why we have troops from literally every country around the world coming to America to stop this?
Dmitri: Even my country of Belarus was alarmed at this! In times like this, this is where we put our differences aside and just join in to stop the terrorism because such a terrorist attack can happen in Belarus too. We may not be that close in alliance with America but they're still a country with people!
Shi: Even China has deployed thousands and thousands of their troops like me in America! But what's strange is that the American civilians who invited us to eat at the Chinese restaurants in America are actually under orders by Zachary to shower foreign soldiers with American hospitality so we can't reach him. Can't believe I fell for that trick since he managed to distract us!
Chuong: *to you* You and your Krieglandonians may wanna find refuge and start hiding before Zachary sends out his units to abduct your units and you into playing some tunes for his propaganda.
Gildun: All these terrorist attacks throughout America are also being called by other names like the Bluebonnet Revolution in Texas and other states where they name the revolution after their respective state flowers. Sounds like propaganda stuff.
Kadia: I heard Kansas' Sunflower Revolution is really, really, bloody since Topeka is destroyed and Westboro Baptist Church was burned to the ground. Sure no one likes that so-called church but at the same time, the people who follow that church are still people but Zachary took their lives away. He also pillaged several companies across America and even managed to shut down McDonalds to and steal their wealth for his propaganda.
Dustin: There's one thing I can tell you this though; Zachary is going to be forever remembers in American history textbooks as Zachary the Pillager as well as America's first dictator. I heard that several film directors are making movies based on his infamy and from what I've seen in the premier viewings, most of those movies are extremely violent and bloody which gives them an R rating. Plus, Zachary's bloodthirst is exaggerated in most of those movies because well, in movies, they exaggerate things like Hollywood does. One of those movies of him portrayed the coyote with a samurai sword and an RPG as the other with him and a chainsaw. Who'd ever though mixing horror, action, and history together could work so well?
Yamazaki: Even Japanese filmmakers want to make their own movie versions based on Zachary the Pillager and each of them are extremely bloody that none of them made it to the United States.
Kang-Dae: And Korean filmmakers make their movies based on this in a romantic, dramatic, and sometimes, tragic way. One of the movies is about two fictional Korean brothers who are looking for their American dream but one of them decided to follow Zachary's ideas and chose to become a suicide bomber. Of course, his brother tries to convince him out of it but he tells him that the sacrifice of his life will fix all the problems in America and for the world and that taking his own life and other people's life with a bomb vest would bring the greatest honor to his family. I'm not going to talk about what happened in the movie because it will spoil it.
Dustin: The least bloody movie about Zachary the Chandler is still bloody. Yet, it seems that American high schools want to play that movie in their history classes to convince their students that violence does not solve problems no matter how good the intents are.
Jack: I remember back in high school where some classes will play bloody movies but they are related to the course material. As long the teacher give their students waivers for their parents to sign as giving permission to their children for watching the movie as part of the course material as well as learning from it, then it should be okay.
Chuong: Zachary with a katana sword and an RPG... Now that's making him way more bloodthirsty than Vlad the Impaler.
Nicolae: Zachary is more bloodthirsty than Vlad the Impaler even without those specific weapons. The only difference is that he doesn't impale his opponents but instead, he lets El Shaddai crucify them in public for the civilians to see. God wouldn't be too happy to know that Zachary has authorized the crucifixion of people he doesn't like. And to add insult to injury, he even said in his speech that he's applying Krieglandonian law on American soil by making his manifestos and his words as law in a way King Leo did before. Now, I feel bad for King Leo since he's probably weeping at this and how Zachary took his morals out of context for his own agenda.
William: Louis Loserberg and his father will never be as insane as Zachary is! Even more unfortunate is that Guinness World Record has now added Zachary into their books. Zachary's title in that book is "First American Dictator" and heavens forbid if he also earns the Guinness World Record for most people killed under his dictatorship. Lets hope he doesn't kill more of his own people than Stalin did.
Jack: I don't think so since he's more about utilizing American people as much as possible under his own administration. But that's a possibility though.
Chuong: Supernatural. I think we may want to tell the others who are in charge of this to limit the use of supernatural powers or else that will give Zachary more reasons to convince the Americans to fear the G-52s.
Helfried: Plus, there's engineers being held hostage at the Federal Reserve banks and are forced to steal the gold and load them into subway trains to haul them off somewhere.
Zax: Poor Topeka! And my entire nation is covered in blood and flames! No American would ever thought a Second American Civil War could be happening like this!
Jack: Isn't this is why we have troops from literally every country around the world coming to America to stop this?
Dmitri: Even my country of Belarus was alarmed at this! In times like this, this is where we put our differences aside and just join in to stop the terrorism because such a terrorist attack can happen in Belarus too. We may not be that close in alliance with America but they're still a country with people!
Shi: Even China has deployed thousands and thousands of their troops like me in America! But what's strange is that the American civilians who invited us to eat at the Chinese restaurants in America are actually under orders by Zachary to shower foreign soldiers with American hospitality so we can't reach him. Can't believe I fell for that trick since he managed to distract us!
Chuong: *to you* You and your Krieglandonians may wanna find refuge and start hiding before Zachary sends out his units to abduct your units and you into playing some tunes for his propaganda.
Gildun: All these terrorist attacks throughout America are also being called by other names like the Bluebonnet Revolution in Texas and other states where they name the revolution after their respective state flowers. Sounds like propaganda stuff.
Kadia: I heard Kansas' Sunflower Revolution is really, really, bloody since Topeka is destroyed and Westboro Baptist Church was burned to the ground. Sure no one likes that so-called church but at the same time, the people who follow that church are still people but Zachary took their lives away. He also pillaged several companies across America and even managed to shut down McDonalds to and steal their wealth for his propaganda.
Dustin: There's one thing I can tell you this though; Zachary is going to be forever remembers in American history textbooks as Zachary the Pillager as well as America's first dictator. I heard that several film directors are making movies based on his infamy and from what I've seen in the premier viewings, most of those movies are extremely violent and bloody which gives them an R rating. Plus, Zachary's bloodthirst is exaggerated in most of those movies because well, in movies, they exaggerate things like Hollywood does. One of those movies of him portrayed the coyote with a samurai sword and an RPG as the other with him and a chainsaw. Who'd ever though mixing horror, action, and history together could work so well?
Yamazaki: Even Japanese filmmakers want to make their own movie versions based on Zachary the Pillager and each of them are extremely bloody that none of them made it to the United States.
Kang-Dae: And Korean filmmakers make their movies based on this in a romantic, dramatic, and sometimes, tragic way. One of the movies is about two fictional Korean brothers who are looking for their American dream but one of them decided to follow Zachary's ideas and chose to become a suicide bomber. Of course, his brother tries to convince him out of it but he tells him that the sacrifice of his life will fix all the problems in America and for the world and that taking his own life and other people's life with a bomb vest would bring the greatest honor to his family. I'm not going to talk about what happened in the movie because it will spoil it.
Dustin: The least bloody movie about Zachary the Chandler is still bloody. Yet, it seems that American high schools want to play that movie in their history classes to convince their students that violence does not solve problems no matter how good the intents are.
Jack: I remember back in high school where some classes will play bloody movies but they are related to the course material. As long the teacher give their students waivers for their parents to sign as giving permission to their children for watching the movie as part of the course material as well as learning from it, then it should be okay.
Chuong: Zachary with a katana sword and an RPG... Now that's making him way more bloodthirsty than Vlad the Impaler.
Nicolae: Zachary is more bloodthirsty than Vlad the Impaler even without those specific weapons. The only difference is that he doesn't impale his opponents but instead, he lets El Shaddai crucify them in public for the civilians to see. God wouldn't be too happy to know that Zachary has authorized the crucifixion of people he doesn't like. And to add insult to injury, he even said in his speech that he's applying Krieglandonian law on American soil by making his manifestos and his words as law in a way King Leo did before. Now, I feel bad for King Leo since he's probably weeping at this and how Zachary took his morals out of context for his own agenda.
William: Louis Loserberg and his father will never be as insane as Zachary is! Even more unfortunate is that Guinness World Record has now added Zachary into their books. Zachary's title in that book is "First American Dictator" and heavens forbid if he also earns the Guinness World Record for most people killed under his dictatorship. Lets hope he doesn't kill more of his own people than Stalin did.
Jack: I don't think so since he's more about utilizing American people as much as possible under his own administration. But that's a possibility though.
King Leo: Of course I weep at this. This is not what we stood for at all.
Me: *to Zax* Don't worry; we're hiding in Eterna on Zanta's orders. We're not playing any songs to promote his worthless propaganga, and surely the big man above will judge him harsher than possibly even Bendraqi.
Leo the Patriotic Lion: You can say that. It's only going to get uglier from here.
Me: Especially with all the people dying for all those things back on Kriegland that got you death. Why did we have to be so harsh?
Super C: All you wanted was a world that was easy to live in where wrong was wrong and right was right. You went too far to go for it, no doubt, but nobody's angry at you, because it shows that you proved chivalry is not dead.
Macho Mouse: And if the film has an R rating, we are not going to watch it.
Leo: We aren't watching that no matter what the rating.
Super C: I echo that.
March the Lion: Do you suppose McDonald's will open back up? It's not a favorite of mine but I do feel sorry for those people.
Leo: They will when we've won the battle. The nation will never truly be free until Zachary is dead. As for him and his cronies, they must think Bendraqi is dead until the time is right, and until we all can find a way to get him purified of the demons that possess him.
Cripto: How do we do that? Not even I can cast them out.
Leo: I meant that we should let nature take its course in all ways possible. Right now, all of us will go to Eterna to rest and plan strategy, and when those of us coming back come back, we'll be ready for them.
King Leo: And I'm not coming back until it is safe, so please let me know. Yet my reputation is ruined.
Me: Don't feel bad, Your Mightiness. You ruled with good intentions. Zachary just took it all out of context. The world knows better than to believe him.
Captain C: It's a good thing I'm British. It's bad enough we have our own troubles with terrorism, but all of that back home has suddenly stopped. Weird. Nonetheless, you beat us in the revolution. Now it's time for us to give you the assistance you need.
Avenger: So will the rest of the globe. All together, we shall end Zachary's reign of terror, and truly free the globe.
Leo: You bet we will.
Me: *to Zax* Don't worry; we're hiding in Eterna on Zanta's orders. We're not playing any songs to promote his worthless propaganga, and surely the big man above will judge him harsher than possibly even Bendraqi.
Leo the Patriotic Lion: You can say that. It's only going to get uglier from here.
Me: Especially with all the people dying for all those things back on Kriegland that got you death. Why did we have to be so harsh?
Super C: All you wanted was a world that was easy to live in where wrong was wrong and right was right. You went too far to go for it, no doubt, but nobody's angry at you, because it shows that you proved chivalry is not dead.
Macho Mouse: And if the film has an R rating, we are not going to watch it.
Leo: We aren't watching that no matter what the rating.
Super C: I echo that.
March the Lion: Do you suppose McDonald's will open back up? It's not a favorite of mine but I do feel sorry for those people.
Leo: They will when we've won the battle. The nation will never truly be free until Zachary is dead. As for him and his cronies, they must think Bendraqi is dead until the time is right, and until we all can find a way to get him purified of the demons that possess him.
Cripto: How do we do that? Not even I can cast them out.
Leo: I meant that we should let nature take its course in all ways possible. Right now, all of us will go to Eterna to rest and plan strategy, and when those of us coming back come back, we'll be ready for them.
King Leo: And I'm not coming back until it is safe, so please let me know. Yet my reputation is ruined.
Me: Don't feel bad, Your Mightiness. You ruled with good intentions. Zachary just took it all out of context. The world knows better than to believe him.
Captain C: It's a good thing I'm British. It's bad enough we have our own troubles with terrorism, but all of that back home has suddenly stopped. Weird. Nonetheless, you beat us in the revolution. Now it's time for us to give you the assistance you need.
Avenger: So will the rest of the globe. All together, we shall end Zachary's reign of terror, and truly free the globe.
Leo: You bet we will.
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