It was HUGE! The biggest, brightest, shiniest diamond Kerri had ever even heard of! When her adventuring mates had shoved her down the gap in the cave that even she could barely fit through (Thanks in large part to her ponderous chest,) Kerri had cussed them, sure, but she was also determined to show them that she COULD pull off a sneaky job without getting fucked by whatever inhabited whichever lair she'd found herself.

Okay sure, her batting average wasn't so great in pulling that off, but she was certain, this would be the time! She'd dusted herself off, gotten her game face on, and sneaked like she'd never snuck before. This was an ogre cave right?

Well, no. That much was obvious the moment she turned one corner and was literally dazzled by the piles and piles of treasure she saw. This.. it was a dragon's lair! Oh. That raised the stakes dramatically! Carefully, verrrry carefully, she peered around the den, searching for the owner of this particular hoard, but as luck would have it, they were nowhere to be found. She'd caught the dragon out and about, what an opportunity!

Knowing she couldn't carry much out at all without being weighed down or taking too long, she needed something with a lot of value packed into as small a package as possible, and she could already see the perfect thing, a huge honkin' diamond!

Kerri scrambled across the piles of coins hastily, knowing she had to be quick to get the gem and get gone before she got got. But still, when she finally had her hands on the gemstone, she couldn't help but marvel at the sheer size and luster of the thing. It was absolutely beautiful, easily worth the price of a castle.. the guys were going to be so imp..

Why was there a hot breeze on her back?