What's odd for me isn't the lips, or the nose, it's their uncanny-valley destroying eyes.

Yeah... they look like they just rotoscoped over the actor or something.

its no good that they have noses now: they'll smell the sewer where they live :o

Maybe they'll smell the cameramen and Megan Foxes too.

and the smoke from all the inevitable Michael Bay explosions

And all of the pretty colors.

I'm usually one for uncanny-valley and 'ugly' things, but the new Ninja...aliens...are really hideous. And the toys of them have no pupils!

Yeah.... Playmates always has trouble getting pupils right anyway. I may buy a Donatello though. I hafta see him in person first.

Ugh...I'd rather just watch the cartoon on Nickelodeon. -.-

Well... yeah. I'm concerned that the movie may have an adverse affect on the cartoon.

I highly doubt it. Then again I'm not gonna see it lol. Plus I still have TMNT 2003 cartoon too. XD

For me, the 2007 TMNT movie is still the best.

Well I said cartoon not movie but yeah I was gonna say that was a ok TMNT film.

Oh, I guess I just meant best animated/live-action incarnation of the turtles.

Oh np.

I'm not a fan of the new design...

Word.

Oh, oh! Me too!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13153912/

HEE HEE!

I ruined a few peoples' hopes for the new movie, unwittingly, by showing them that picture...

Done. I am so done. Not able to keep from laughing anymore.

Glad to be of service. ^^

Mikey on the left: hyper-realism based (allegedly) on considering what a mutated turtle would actually look like.
Mikey on the right: IT'S A TOON, DOOD!

Also, it's Michael Bay.

I think Mikey on the right is more irritated by his lack of sequel.

Michelangelo Bay only produced this one.

Yeeeeah they're...they're really awful looking in the new movie. The new trailer really makes them, well, they seem like four big black guys. :p But the designs are fucking awful.

I know. I know. The new trailer did make it look a tad better. Just a tad though. I may see it for 5 bucks.

Yeah, the jokes gave me a chuckle, I must admit. But it's going to be hard staring at those faces for 2 hours.

Yeah. I think I'm gonna see it so I can process it for myself. If I don't, then I'd have to try to forget about it altogether.

Bay just can't make a movie without lots of retarded racist characters, so, dayyam.

Naw, he's just ethnically diverse.

We'll go with that.

I kind of wish they would have just made it like the older movies with the guys fighting in the turtle suits.

They'd at least look better. The live-action turtle movies progressively got better.

Just think of it as Barkley shut and jam: Gaiden the movie.

I'll try but I dunno what any of that means.

http://www.talesofgames.com/related.....up-jam-gaiden/
It's crazy...

Wacky family fun.

it reminds me of Shrek without the horns ear things

Kinda-sorta.

like these? XD http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....shrek-tmnt.jpg

heeh, did you just slap that together? if so, well played x3 but I guess I wasn't the first for such a thought, so yeah xD

Same here

Ewww.
Ewwwwww.
EWWWWWWWW.

I'll 4th that sentiment.

I just hope the movie be good, but really looks so strange I wonder how looks Splinter

The action figure looks... wall-eyed.

I actually don't mind the new designs at all and Im a die hard TMNT fan. Looks a bit more realistic

Well, they look more human anyway.

Yep! That's what they're going for lol

I totally agree. I was excited when I read there was going to be a new movie, but absolutely LOATHE the style. The trailer looked decent, aside from that.

Yeah. When I first got onto this current turtle kick of mine, I had forgotten about the new movie. Then I saw the trailer & was... well... you know.

I mean, they don't look anything like turtles so it's not even realistic. They look more like they're from Planet of the Apes >x>

 meanybeany did this http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13153912/

Oh gawd xD Sad but true!

The only major Issue I have with the new TMNT movie Is Megan Fox as April. I think she is a poor choice for the part.

a poor choice, for a poor movie....

I dunno much about her. The Transformer movies were so long that she's just a blur. I've been told she's " hawt " though but I don't really care about that all that much.

FUCK YOU, MICHAEL BAY! FUCK YOU HARD AND YOUR UNQUENCHABLE NEED TO DESTROY FRANCHISES WE LOVE! THIS MUST BE THE WORKS OF COMMUNIST TALIBANS! I MEAN IT, THIS IS TERRORISM. man, mikey looks fugly!

Bay isn't even directing this. To be honest I don't even know if anyone else would do it any better though, I lost faith in Hollywood after watching The Dukes Of Hazard. At least with Bay's Transformers he was smart enough to listen to the fans enough to have Peter Cullan Voice Optimus Prime. Unfortunately I can say I'm a fan of the Majority of the Character designs but that's another discussion.

bay is onvolved...that`s enough. he ruined transformers, and now will ruin tmnt...he hates nostalgia, as easy as that. i doubt i will see it, but, i think i will, just to be able to criticize it properly.

" Pain & Gain " was a good movie.

one among too many....like m knight shyamalan....after the sixth snse..crap.

Actually, his stuff isn't all that bad. I never saw the Air Bender movie though ( not really my thing ).

unbreakable, slow as molasses on a fridge, the village, crap on a stick, the lady on the lake....paul giamatti kinda bad. and the happening....mark wahlberg..."noooo....) thing is, bay has been involved on the slaughter of two great 80`s franchises, and he is aiming for thundercats as well....seriously, this guy hates us. like joe quesada when he wrote "one more day"

I didn't see the Village or the Happening. The others were better than I thought.

I think Bay is just doing what he wants & has found a way to do it... expensively & explosively.

Turtle lips......so creepy.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13153912/ Hee hee hee.

Quite fitting, yesssss.

Its like Shrek with no ears meets mac n me.

HAH! Mac & Me! I thought I was the only one who remembered that. I never saw it, but I remember it.

I saw it in the theater.

I'm not proud.

I can't remember if I made this up or not but, did Ronald McDonald have a guest appearance in that movie?

Huh?! I really don't remember. But I wouldn't be surprised it that was the biggest celebrity the could get to be in that movie.

I may have made that up years ago and, since then, have become confused.

sincerely.. I like the old ones......really....

Me too.

Well... they managed to do it in the other 3 live-action movies, ( make them look realistic that is ).

I prefer 'Believable' over 'realistic".

I think that was how the Disney animators described it what they did. And I think that's true.

I kinda think that they were designed by grow-ups.

That's a good way to put it.

A better way to put it would have been to have spelled " grown-ups " correctly.

Ha! Even better, I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out!

Heh heh.

They fattened him up D:

Eh so long as at least half of them arnt in shoes i'll be happy

They look like they wear old rags and bamboo actually.

*cry*

Whoopi Goldberg...? Issat you?

It's T-Dog from Walking Dead.

What were they thinking?!

Honestly... it's hard to say. I think kids who think they're gonna see a ninja turtle movie might leave the theaters scratching their heads.

HAHA DAFUQ!?

Word.

I've always been more of a Splinter fan, I hope they don't destroy him too badly in the new movie.

Well....

I think new Mikey's been in possession of The One Ring for too long. Any bigger and those eyes would be certified Middle-Earth lore.

... Goddern I'm a nerd.

I like this theory better ---> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13153912/

I literally LOL'd. Dang that's uncanny.

I know it.

It's michael bays crew. They are going to do by the numbers Destiny story trope. "Why do the Turtles fight? Because it's what they do." Probably no mention of the utron aliens, or shredder being a leader of a Japanese crime syndicate of ninjas. The first and last movie is the closes we'll ever get to a full comic adaptation. Not saying it's required to be that way, but the stories were more interesting then what we have been getting thus far. Like adapt one of the series where they met Yo jimbo

I read who the cast was and that kinda spoiled the somewhat lame secret about the Shredder this time around.

I love the CG TMNT movie. The 3 live-action ones have their charm too.

Ugh... what did they do to the ninja turtles??

I haven't been able to figure that out yet. Maybe they're still in the process of mutating.

Niggah Turtles!

* sics Jar Jar on you *

I hear some serious FUU-ing going on from angry looking Mikey.

He's been in better moods.

I'm still not really sure about the TMNT movie or the Nickelodeon TMNT. But I might see some forgiveness for Michael Bay if there is a decent CG Krang in the last two movies..providing if they ever get made.

.... I hope they don't do 2 more like this! That would... well... it IS too early for me to say anything though. I gotta see it first.

Good lord! D:

It's the next... flavor of the moment.

x.x Not good. I thought the turtles were supposed to have been mutants, created by radioactive slime. This new rendition looks like the lovechild of a human, shrek and .... something else.

SP

Also take a look at this

SP

I saw the trailer for that and it... disgusted and bothered me. It had some slight funny parts too but... eeehh... I dunno about that movie at all. The new turtles just look bad but they don't make me ill.

Turtles don't even have lips...

They have magic lips.

I personally don't care much for the new design. Think their image has been destroyed, making them look too human. THough I dunno the story yet.

Same here. I've picked up pieces of the story from the trailer and just looking at who's playing who in the cast.

they remind too much of bane all roided???? out or horse gnome

They're all that and more!