"No. No! This isn't right. The book said-"

"Look, Kurse, maybe you should-"

"-THE BOOK SAID... 5 EGGS. THATS FUCKING CHANGED... IT SAID 8 EARLIER." Kurse slammed the cook book down with a loud slap onto the work surface, shaking the whole area and knocking a glass over on the other side of the kitchen. She huffed, half growling as she did so and stomped over to the fridge, practically pulling the door off as she looked inside.

"Kurse... Kurse."

"What?!"

"Maybe you should just... you know... come back later... let the bots clean this place up and try again when you've calmed down..." Voodoo tried to keep her chum from annihilating the kitchen but it didn't seem to help.

"NO! I've started so i'll fucking well finish this pie. And theres nothing on this god damn planet that'll stop me! Right, i need more milk

and cherries."

Hex was leaning against a door frame, giggling loudly to herself. "I thought this was a meat pie Kurse? Why would you put cherries in a meat pie?"

"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HEX. THATS WHAT THE BOOK SAYS. ARE YOU DOUBTING THE BOOK!?"

"OH no, not at all, i'm sure the book speaks the truth and nothing but the truth. I only doubt that you've read it properly." Hex grinned,

watching Kurse stomp back up the kitchen towards the currently shaking bowl, trembling from the force of Kurses feet pounding against the floor.

"And whys that?!" Kurse snarled, slamming the milk down on the top hard enough to fire the cap off and splurt its contents into the air messily.

"Because everytime you so much as blink, you shake the whole kitchen and the book changes page...." Hex began giggling uncontrollably as Kurse stared at the cook book in disbelief. She stared at the page, realising the page it was currently on said absolutely nothing about cherries, milk, pies or even bowls. As it was on the "How to boil rice" page.

"Welp, i think i'll show myself the door." Voodoo sighed, seeing that this was a lost cause. Nipping out the room quickly and departing the area in her own unique fashion, disappearing into a black bolt of fluid and arcing off into the sky.

"This... this isn't the pie page... this isn't even the pie section... H-HOW HAS THIS BASTARD THING MANAGED TO CHANGE AN ENTIRE CHAPTER WITHOUT ME SO MUCH AS TOUCHING IT?!" She leaned in close to the book, shouting directly into its battered, messy pages, shaking it with the booming roar of her voice. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY ME?! YOU ARE A BOOK! YOU. ARE. A. BOOK. YOU DO NOT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BETRAY PEOPLE! YET, I FIND MYSELF IN THE POSITION WHERE I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED. YOU PAPER FUCKING CUNT... THIS PUBLICATION IS A FUCKING SHI- YO--- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!" She swung around, a knife like gaze staring directly at the incapacitated Hex, who was literally rolling around on the floor laughing.

"You! You silly bitch!"

Kurse grabbed the book and hurled it through a window nearby, smashing it right through the glass. "FUCK THE BOOK!" sHe spun on the spot and held her middle finger up at the currently laughing uncontrollably Hex. "FUCK YOU!"

"You can't fuck the book, you've thrown it out the window!" Hex continued to giggle, tears rolling down her cheeks as she struggled to breathe from laughing so hard.

"This is just a temporary set back!" Kurse took a deep breath and tried to collect herself. "I'll just start again."

"You can't! You threw the book out the window, you dafty!"

"I'LL REMEMBER THE RECIPE! LOOK. FUCKING LOOK." Kurse ripped a door off the cupboard and looked through it for another saucepan, pulling out a large metal one and whacking it down on the cooker by the side of her. "SEE? NOW ADD THE MILK." She roared, slamming the whole carton of milk into the saucepan. "EGGS". Followed by a handful of crushed eggs, shells and all. "CHERRIES... WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHERRIES?!"

"Kurse! You don't put cherries in a meat pie! You don't have any cherries because you didn't buy any because you're supposed to be making a meat pie! The cherries are from a different recipy!"

"HOW CAN I MAKE A MEAT PIE WITHOUT ANY CHERRIES?! I CAN'T WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS HEX! THIS IS ABSURD!"

"Kurse! You're not listening!" Hex managed to stand, calming her giggles down enough to try and explain to Kurse why the Cherries didn't exist and she shouldn't worry about them. "You don't need any cherries!"

"WHY?!" She screamed, turning around to face the poor cooker again.

"Its a meat pie right? Meat pies have like... meat... and gravy... and pie... no cherries!"

"WHHHHHYYYY!? WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!" She bellowed out, before lurching forward with her leg and driving her foot into the poor thing, sending the entire cooker flying backwards as Kurse roared in furious rage "WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!", the entire thing being belted and launched through the wall behind, Kurse following behind it, the metal cube spun and rolled as it impacted the ground, spraying metal, glass, saucepans, milk and obliterated eggs everywhere. "YOU FUCKING HUNK OF SHIT!" But before it could roll to a stop, the furious Azuri grabbed it out of air and swing it into the sky, the metal cube tore through the air and spun off into orbit, disappearing from view quickly as Kurse had pretty much launched it directly away at super sonic speeds. "FUCK! YOOOOOUUUUU!" She bellowed out, pointing at the sky where the poor device was launched to.

As the dust settled from the aftermath of Kurse smashing through her own house, she panted heavily and sighed, ruffling her hair and ears a bit. When Hex emerged through the freshly made hole in the wall.

"Well... you'll never be able to cook with that attitude..." As they stood there in silence afterwards, Hex pondered for a moment before fumbling through her pockets and finding a small bag of cherries in one of them. "Ah! Here are the cherries!"

"... fuck this..."

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Kurse isn't a very good cook. She wants to be a good cook, but she isn't. Bless her.

Done by  toughset

Kurse belongs to me