I can't believe I never uploaded this here, but after five searches of my library I have concluded that it is in fact not posted. I must remedy this. This is a very silly, light hearted fanfic I did of  darkchibishadow's webcomic Space School (it's good stuff, yo.) Fic revolves around Zeggy (purple alien space man.) and his pal Alkaline (American Southern good ol' boy)

Anyways, I dusted this fic off recently because I needed something completely silly, and I am still super proud of this so I wanted to show it of.

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Zeggy grumbled as he flung his book bag onto the desk beside the computer terminal. He hated these lab days. He could get all this work done just as easily from the comfort of his own dorm room. He understood the need to ensure that all students did the work individually without cheating off of each other, but he also knew that the teaching staff knew that he was sorely lacking in friends to cheat off of.

Zeggy slouched down in the awkward and uncomfortable rolling chair that was situated in front of the terminal. All the work stations were the same; a small cubicle with a cruddy little chair and an archaic keyboard and mouse set-up. Zeggy slouched down even farther in his chair and resigned himself to a tedious hour of pushing buttons, but suddenly he perked up. He remembered a small item he kept in his bag for just such an occasion. He looked around to be sure the coast was clear before fishing out a small, flat pad with a cushiony lump on one end. Zeggy silently let slip a lecherous chuckle as he beheld the lewd spectacle printed upon his personal mouse pad. The picture on the flat piece of plastic depicted a waifish looking anime teen looking over his shoulder with an expression that seemed both concerned and slightly aroused. The anime babe’s blushing visage seemed to simultaneously be saying “No! Not here!” as well as “Ride me like a mechanical bull, big boy.” Zeggy’s purple face took on a slightly darker hue as he found himself blushing from the coy remarks that he had imagined the fictitious teen saying to him.

A big doofy grin was plastered across Zeggy’s face as he gave the soft, supple mounds of the mouse pad boy’s raised buttocks a playful squeeze. Unlike the rest of the image, the yaoi boy’s sizeable rump was lovingly crafted out of a soft yet firm epoxy. The rubbery substance came amazingly close to matching the feel and consistency of a bangingly bubbly boy butt. Zeggy’s face turned a few shades darker as he lecherously giggled to himself as he nestled his wrist between the two supple mounds of the babe’s rockin’ caboose.

The minutes droned on and more and more Zeggy found himself getting caught up in the multiple choice, self-paced, exam he was taking on his terminal. His giddy arousal slowly gave way to bored monotony. It seemed that even the soft comfort of a fantastic, ecchi ass was not enough to stave off the drudgery of daily school life.

After an extended period of mind-numbing button mashing, Zeggy found himself startlingly snapped back to reality as the only student at the floating, intergalactic academy that Zeggy might consider a friend came barging through the lab doors.

Alkaline’s normally tanned face was slightly tinged with pink and covered in a thin sheen of sweat. He seemed to be slightly winded as if he had just finished a long sprint. As it turns out, that wasn’t too far from the truth. Alkaline had forgotten all about his homework until the teacher of his last class had reminded him of it. He now only had a small window in which to complete it. He had dashed the entire length of the academy from the shooting range to the computer labs in hopes of finishing the assignment before he could get marked off for it. He frantically scanned the classroom looking for any empty terminal which he could use. Each and every cubicle seemed to be in use. He was crestfallen. He didn’t want to have to take a zero for this assignment, but what other options were left to him?

It was then that Alkaline noticed a slim, purple arm beckoning him over from across the room. Alkaline’s face lit up as he recognized his friend immediately. Even among the interstellar alumni, there weren’t a whole lot of purple people especially not as lanky as his pal Zeggy. Alkaline quickly strode over to his friend’s desk. “Zeggy! Glad to see you. Are you about done? I really need to use a terminal.” Alkaline gushed to his bud. He wasn’t necessarily trying to plead, but his naturally expressionate eyes grew wider and more moist as his big, brown puppy dog eyes peered straight into the purple spaceman’s soul.

Zeggy was momentarily taken aback by just how adorable his earthling pall could be. He would have been more than happy to give up his seat for his besty, but there was a devious plan percolating in the back of his brain. Alkaline was many thing, but first and foremost he was gullible. A fact which Zeggy had no qualms about exploiting.

“You need to do the homework for Dennis’s class too, huh? Why not join me?” Zeggy asked as casually as he could muster. His sly grin would have given him away in a heartbeat if his brown eyed buddy hadn’t been so blindly trusting of those he considered friends.

“Can we do that? I mean. I thought the point of these labs were so that we couldn’t cheat.” Alkaline questioned skeptically.

“It’s not cheating!” Zeggy shot back. “It’s collaboration! Teamwork! Cooperation! Cohabitation! Consummation! These are the core tenants of this academy! The very purpose of these hallowed halls is to bring us, two very different races and species, together for glorious cooperation!” By the time he had finished his emphatic diatribe, Zeggy was standing with one foot on the seat of his chair and the other foot on the headrest as he assumed a pose fit for a decorated war hero crossing the Delaware.

Alkaline clapped cheerfully as he got wholly swept up in Zeggy’s malarkey. His sparkling eyes were wide with awe and his mouth was spread into a huge, beaming smile. He couldn’t remember the last time he had been so moved and so proud of his friend. “That was beautiful, Zeggy! I didn’t know you were so passionate about interspecies relations!”

“Yes… uh… of course. I am a man of passion.” Zeggy replied. His smirk faltering a bit as he tried to maintain a level head. His pal was just too damn hot for his own good. “I’m all about… interspecies… relationships…” Zeggy chuckled nervously as he turned to look elsewhere in an effort to hide his blushing face. “By all means. Take a seat.” Zeggy added hastily as he gestured towards the chair he had recently been perched on.

“Naw. I’m fine standing.” Alkaline replied politely.

Zeggy found himself blushing ever harder at his friend’s kindness. “Hey. You look beat. I’m fine. Sit.” Zeggy said as politely as he could muster. He was trying to hide his true thoughts which at the moment were anything but polite.

“Well… I am kinda pooped. If you’re sure then…” Alkaline responded as politely as ever. He gently lowered his book bag onto the floor and plopped down into the seat with an exhausted sigh.

Alkaline awkwardly punched a few keys and opened a new session for himself as Zeggy watched intently over his shoulder. Once Alkaline had successfully logged in, he reached over to grab the mouse and begin the point and click portion of their adventure. It was then that Zeggy noticed the bootilicious mouse pad still positioned on the desk for all to see. Zeggy’s heart stopped dead in its tracks and his blood turned to ice as he watched Alkaline’s hand descend on the pad in agonizing slow motion. Zeggy’s brown haired buddy didn’t even seem to notice. He rested his hand on the mouse and began aimlessly clicking on things on the screen.

“Hmm… This should have been covered better.” Alkaline said thoughtfully.

“What?” Zeggy squeaked nervously.

“This unit. I don’t remember any of this. Are you sure we covered this in class?” Alkaline responded. The glass clinked audibly as Alkaline poked the screen with his finger for emphasis.

“It was at the beginning of the year. Maybe it’s from before you transferred in?” Zeggy replied awkwardly. He was slightly relieved that Alkaline didn’t seem to notice the nature of the mouse pad, but Zeggy was far from out of the woods yet...

“Maybe that’s it… Well, I’m glad I have you to help me then, Zeggy.” Alkaline replied happily. He turned and beamed happily at his friend. Zeggy’s heart was embroiled in an emotional paradox. It was currently stopped in fear while pounding away at the speed of sound due to his attraction to his amiable pal.

Zeggy slowly began to breathe steadily again as he leaned over and pointed out the correct answers and explained the science behind each section. He was so happy be to be able to help Alkaline in such a way. Zeggy was never really a people person, but somehow it was different with this guy. Zeggy actually enjoyed going out of his way to help Alkaline. The understated smiles and jovial laughter that Alkaline seemed to have no shortage of made Zeggy feel all warm and fuzzy inside and a little stiff below. Things seemed to be going swimmingly when suddenly Alkaline said, “I really like this mouse pad. This is one of yours, isn’t it?”

Zeggy’s blood once again reached subzero temperatures. Time and space seemed to collapse inward on that exact moment and location. Zeggy had witnessed the intergalactic apocalypse, and there, at the end of all things, he stared out upon big, jiggly, naked yaoi ass. He felt himself drifting into the warm embrace of the celestial booty. “This must be what heaven is like…” Zeggy thought to himself as he surrendered himself to the divine badonk.

“Zeggy? You ok?” Alkaline asked with genuine concern in his voice as he shook his purple buddy’s shoulder.

“Huh? Wuh?” Zeggy sputter as he crashed back down to reality after being savagely ripped from the warm embrace of the cosmic rump.

“I was just saying how nice this pad is. The wrist wrest is super comfortable.” Alkaline remarked casually as he jiggled his wrist for emphasis. Zeggy stared down at his pal’s toned, tan arm as it perched atop the desk. Alkaline’s wrist was nestled tenderly in the cleft between the two supple mounds of synthetic boy flesh.

“Yeah… it’s a special… polymer. I picked it up at home…” Zeggy tried to explain, but his voice was faltering and his speech was broken up by nervous chuckles.

“Yeah. I used to have one like this.” Alkaline casually made conversation. “The wrist rest thing was all lumpy and flat, though. Not nearly as round and soft as these.”

“Yeah… I hate it when they’re all flat and bony. I love em a lot more when they are big, round, and firm like yours.” Zeggy sputtered.

“Mine?” Alkaline asked. He cocked his head a bit and furrowed his brow as he waited for Zeggy to explain.

“I meant like the one you are using now!” Zeggy quickly covered his tracks. It seemed that Alkaline really hadn’t caught on yet. Sometimes Alkaline could be amazingly dense which was part of his charm. Zeggy wasn’t sure how he felt though. On one hand it was a huge relief, on the other, it meant he was still walking on thin ice.

“Anyways! We have work to do. You have to hurry, right?” Zeggy quickly steered the conversation back towards the assignment.

“Aww heck! You’re right!” Alkaline gasped as he looked at the little clock in the corner. He turned his gaze back to the screen and began giving the homework his undivided attention. Zeggy let out a long slow sigh of relief and then went back to his post as guide and tutor.

The rest of the assignment went surprisingly smoothly. Alkaline’s single minded focus in times of crisis was turning out to be a godsend for Zeggy. As long as Alkaline was in high intensity mode, Zeggy figured he could be prancing around naked and his buddy would never notice a thing. The second his thoughts drifted to the idea of being naked beside his studious pal Zeggy immediately wished they hadn’t. He was on edge enough as it was without his mind trolling him like this. He struggled to get his thought back on track. Zeggy took a few deep, relaxing breaths as he went through the list of things he did to calm his nerves. He started counting sheep, which didn’t work. He started trying to imagine a placid field of flowers, which was boring as hell but also didn’t work. He tried imaging everyone in underwear, which was the dumbest thing he had done all day.

“Thanks for all the help, Zeggy!” Alkaline exclaimed happily as he submitted his assignment. Zeggy’s face turned new and exciting shades of purple as his eyes drifted lower and lower down Alkaline’s chest; which, thanks to the magic of his horny, teenage overactive imagination, was completely devoid of clothing. The memory of Alkaline’s athletic physique had been seared into Zeggy’s subconscious during their occasional gym classes. Zeggy had tried not to stare; he really had, but Alkaline was just too hot for him not to ogle. Zeggy’s eyes continued their slow, lurid journey down his friend’s naked body; past the toned pecs, past the amazingly cut abs, down along that fluffy little treasure trail. Zeggy forced himself to stop there. He knew that if he let his mind’s eye drift to his friend’s imaginary exposed junk he would have a bigger mess to explain than just a lewd mouse pad.

Zeggy placed both hands over his bulging crotch and bowed appreciatively at his pal. “Th… think nothing of it. What are friends for… right?” He stammered awkwardly. He stared down at his feet the whole time. He didn’t dare look up for fear that his imagination would render his friend au natural.

“Haha. I’m so glad to see you taking an interest in my planet’s culture, Zeggy, but they only bow like that in Japan!” Alkaline replied happily. He gave Zeggy a friendly clap on the shoulder and then turned back to the desk to finish the final click to submit the assignment.

“Oh! There’s a guy on this pad!” Alkaline exclaimed in surprise. Zeggy involuntarily let out a long, loud gasp of sheer horror as he snapped back to reality and noticed his pal scoping out the artwork on the mouse pad. Alkaline still had his hand covering most of the pad, but the erotic expression printed onto the boy’s face was clearly visible. “What with that look?” He asked curiously.

“Oh that!?” Zeggy squeaked nervously as he tried to come up with a story. “It’s an anime character I like. You know the show. C… Combo Breaker Z!” Zeggy replied louder than he had intended to. He made a quick punching motion as if he was mimicking the action from the TV show.

“Oh yeah! I think I have seen that one!” Alkaline replied excitedly. “That was on when I was a kid, I think. Kind of a silly expression though…”

“It’s from the end of the series. You know. He’s all beat up and winded from wailing on the villain, and he’s like ‘All in a day’s work, citizen.’” Zeggy responded, trying his best to shoot a cheesy thumbs up while mimicking the facial expressions of the guy on the pad. The end result made him look like he was about to throw up which was actually pretty close to how Zeggy was feeling anyway.

“Haha. I can see that.” Alkaline replied chuckling at his pal’s silly pose. That explanation seemed to make perfect sense to him. The brown haired guy turned and began picking up his notes. He set his book bag down on the desk and finished loading up. Everything seemed to be going perfectly for Zeggy, but right before Alkaline could lift his bag and get on his way, his eyes fell upon the now semi-exposed mouse pad once more. “Huh… he doesn’t have a shirt on.” He mused aloud.

“Well, duh… It got exploded during the showdown… obviously.” Zeggy explained as matter-o-factly as he could, but his voice still faltered a bit.

“That always happens, haha. Well. See ya around, pal. I gotta run or I’ll be late.” Alkaline responded as he hoisted his backpack and hauled ass across campus to get to his next class.

Zeggy let out a long sigh and plopped into the chair. His whole body seemed to deflate as he sank lower and lower into the seat. The bell rang sounding the start of the next class period. He’d be marked late on the assignment now, but he really didn’t care. He was just glad to have escaped that awkward situation with his credibility mostly intact. He glanced over at the big, naked yaoi butt that was still resting on the desk. “I guess I’ll just have to leave this at home next time.” He sighed. “… Aw who am I kidding? I’ll just hide it better next time.”