No..my beer

Sorry..tis mine now :-P <-- Mine

That glass is empty

I see the next one as being half full

You're too optimistic lol

*look goes blank...brings forth beer on a tray*

wha...what just happened?

*finishes and hands you an empty tray*

um *berp* you were getting me a beer

me thinks you'll be off your ass in short order xD

Never have more poetic words been spoken :-P Dare I say that I hope someone hops ON said ass in equally short order :-P

xP

*gets you a beer hypnotized by your blue eyes*

Whawhawhawha

*is an obedient hypnotized wolfy slave thingy* I obey the collie.

I feel more compelled to get you a bowl of cereal instead

Cereal is good too..as long as I don't spill it on my he...aww not again!

Such a cutie, it's great to see ya back

Also your eyes... can't,,, look away... from the... cuteness... @u@

Do my bidding, minion

Yes... master...

Oh...I'll give you something alright!!!

I'm sure it will be tasty for sure :-D

Fosters?

Australian for beer!

*gets beer*

and now you are mine!

It is in fact you who are now mine

i would love be owned by this cute collie

Awww :)

*waggles all cutely*

That's Our Kellogg!!

Da da da do dah dun..dweep!

*noses* yup that is our kellogg :)

*gives you friendship* :P

Yay, need a gallon of that

*brings you a nice pint of Guinness*

Oooo

*Hands over home-made teriyaki venison jerky.*

Nom Nom Nom

I SEE EVIL

Hush now....I only use my evil for pleasurable things

closes my eyes

I am inside you head like John Malkovich :p

now I am fucked helllllllllllllllllllp

No beers in my household, sorry. Only Absinthe and Whiskey. Also: what would you do with german beer?

Deutsch bier?! Ja, das ist gut!! Getränke alles

Don't google-translate. It only makes things Wurst. ;)
Also, i guess someone would pass out quite easily after one or two, and that would be risky...

Very gut..you caught me..although I only. Used it for the last part..I did the rest :p I'm like 75% German and 25% Dutch..so I think I can handle a couple :p

BTW I really do want to learn german

Already wondered, why the second Sentence was correct *giggles*. You may be 75% german, but that does not mean, you can mess with a Brandenburger. We drink a little bit more, when we are cheery and thirsty ^^'.
(so i guess you WOULD end up waking up as a folfs plushy the morning after :9)
But for learning german, i can only tell you one thing: Diese Sprache ist hochkomplex, sowohl durch die Geschlechtsspezifischen Artikel und daraus entstehenden Beugungen der Nomen, als auch durch die unregelmäßigen Bildungen der Zeitformen. Somit ist sie Scheiße-schwer zu lernen :/

Much fun on this one XD *pats the collie comfortingly*

Google translate might suck at translating from English to German, but it got what you said spot on. Although difficult, I still want to try. Plus I am very familiar with inflections, gender differences, etc..I tried learning French in high school and its a similar formula :-P

It is indeed a step in the right direction, especially since german had a major influence by french during the time of the french revolution and it's following 50 years, so you might recognize some vocabulary maybe ^^. And when did you plan to start this language excourse, and how, if i may ask? (Also: for some short laughs: a brit wrote some nice book about "How to become a german in 50 easy steps"... maybe consider it as lecture meanwhile ^-^)

*drinks a kujo imperial coffee stout*